Ha ha, Bargoo... Threadkiller II: Post Apocalyptic

Threadkiller II IT LIVES!

I want to thank everyone for their kind words and PMs.


If only my other dog understood....

Nessa: :( :hug:

...hmmm... Threadkiller II: The Return of Threadkiller!

Night of the Threadkiller!

Threadkiller II: The Message Board Massacre

(insert scary music)

Threadkiller II - Son of Threadkiller?

Come on now, get to posting!! I'm going to be computerless over the weekend. I don't want to have to be on pins and needles for two days wondering, wondering, who could it have been?

Date: Some time in the next few days. The day after.

News of the Day.

Threadkillers Kill The World Wide Web!!!!

This just in....There appears to be a link between the 3FC Cult and the Internet Crash yesterday that took down the Web in America and other parts of the world.

Experts believe that such a large number of "Husky" women logged in, waited for the 499th post then all attempted to post at the same time that the internet suddenly came under too much stress and collapsed. Chaos ensued for the next 6 hrs. as computer experts nationwide attempted to reestablish connections.

This is not the first time such an event has occurred, but on a smaller scale. On June 6, 2008, a minor crash affecting just the site was reported. It is believed that a thread titled "Twinkies or Ding Dongs-The Real Yum Factor" led to such heated debate and rapid posting that the site crashed. "Rotund" cult members were frantic for need to get on and make contact their charismatic leaders, THE 3FCs. The control these leaders have over their "family" appears to be so strong that just a half a day without contact leads to nail biting, hair pulling and gnashing of teeth in members. Economic experts noticed a sudden drop in productivity in the areas where cult member are more centralized due to "Oversized" employees attempting repeatedly to log in rather than performing their work related duties.

A reporter made contact with the Vice President at an undisclosed location for a statement. "These women have brought the Wrath of God upon us all. It's Armageddon man!!!! The Apocalypse is upon us!!!!" After giving his quote he returned to a safe spot under his desk.

This finally proves theory that fat women truly are the root of all evil!!!!!!!

:rofl: again.

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OMG Operator that is too funny!

Threadkiller II-They Come, They Read, They Post... Be afraid be very afraid.

I really liked the Message Board Massacre.

And I want one of those Tera T-shirts!

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Thank you, WebRover. :thanks:

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Thread Killer X 2. It's coming.........

Here's my contribution!

Not too far from 500 now...

Good morning to all you potential thread killers! :)

I'd like to report that we are feeling a bit better today...

happy weekend my threadkilling friends...

da Thread Killer
 

464!!!!!!!!!! OK, this is looking serious.

Just putting my little thread killing post in here before this gets blocked.

Only 35 posts to go...

Don't fear the reaper.