Me too, BamagirlRN- I've been cleaning all day because I never do and family is coming tomorrow! :dizzy:

Wish granted! Your home is always clean, in fact it's so meticulously clean that you feel as if you're in a museum, so now the slightest mess drives you crazy...oops, there goes the blender spraying your smoothie all over the walls, sorry.

I wish I could assert myself in a way that people don't get offended!

:)

Wish granted! You are now completely, politely assertive. Unfortunately, you're now (through no fault of your own) the new President of the United States and well... That sucks :(

I wish my husband and I could go to Hawaii for our 10th anniversary vow renewal in November!

Granted! but as soon as u reach there they call him from work and he has to return immediately :p


i wish all my problems disappear!

your wish is granted. but now your life is too perfect. with no conflict its become boring and dull.

i wish i never had to work again...

Granted, you have been in a car crash and are now paralyzed from the neck down and are on disability for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted - you so much energy that you can't even sit down. You never get to sleep and your brain is so tired from no sleeping your thoughts are a muddled mess and you can no longer form a complete sentence.

I wish I was out of debt.

Granted! You are debt free! But your benefactor required that you tattoo their name on your forehead in Comic Sans.

I wish I was a Jujitsu Master!

Your wish is granted but you now must leave your family, friends, and all you know IMMEDIATELY to live in Japan with your peers.
I wish I was a cat.

You are a cat. Instead of being a house cat, you are a full size lion in the circus that just closed down--headed for a zoo life.

I wish I could spend half the year travelling on vacation and half the year working.

Granted! However, you can only travel the the street you live on and the half of the year you must work has to be from home and on call - day and night.

I wish I could get a sleep number bed!

Games are a great way to relax