02-07-2011, 04:39 PM
#91
Come on Spring!
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Cathy, we are so shocked! Nobody can top that ... although I do have a picture of me in a metal bra dressed as the Queen of the Amazons.
02-08-2011, 03:16 PM
#92
Come on Spring!
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Nobody loves me! Everybody hates me! I'm going down to the garden to eat worms.
02-08-2011, 03:58 PM
#93
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Ruthxxx
Nobody loves me! Everybody hates me! I'm going down to the garden to eat worms.
Rare or well done ?
02-08-2011, 04:26 PM
#94
Come on Spring!
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The smooth ones are fine rare but the fuzzy ones need to be singed and then well done. Thanks so much for caring!
02-08-2011, 06:52 PM
#95
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. . .
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.
. . .
02-08-2011, 07:47 PM
#96
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Up to mighty London came
An Irish lad one day
......
02-08-2011, 08:43 PM
#97
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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I once met a girl from Nantucket...
excuse me for a sec....
"What Babe?"...
Angie says I can't share the only poem I know with you folks....
sorry....
02-09-2011, 05:59 AM
#98
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. . .
All the streets were paved with gold,
So everyone was gay!
. . .
02-09-2011, 07:25 AM
#99
Come on Spring!
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A guy & his wife were at home watching TV, and he had the remote...............
He was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel...............
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:.............
"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!... You already know how to fish"!!!
02-09-2011, 07:48 AM
#100
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When Brigham Young and his party first got to Utah, Brigham sent out some scouts ahead of the party to report what they found.
After a week the scouts returned and reported that there was a really nice valley a ways ahead with a big ol lake but there was nothing to do there but fish and fornicate.
Brigham thought for a couple of seconds then turned to the scouts and said, "Well hurry on ahead then and salt the lake !!!!"
Last edited by Operator265; 02-09-2011 at 07:50 AM .
02-09-2011, 09:06 AM
#101
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......
Singing songs of Piccadilly
Strand, and Leicester Square
.....
02-09-2011, 08:33 PM
#102
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I was told it went...
"I don't care how you bring 'em...just Bringham Young!"
02-10-2011, 06:13 AM
#103
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Groan! I'm sorry I read this so early in the morning.
02-10-2011, 06:55 AM
#104
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Um.....Ya.....Ruthie....You started it.
So, anyhoo.....
Ya know how you can tell it's a Mormon Wedding you are attending???
*Highlight below*
The Bride isn't pregnant but 4 of her sisters, 2 of her mothers and 1 of her grandmothers are!
02-10-2011, 07:00 AM
#105
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Another groaner!
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