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Old 02-07-2011, 04:39 PM   #91  
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Cathy, we are so shocked! Nobody can top that ... although I do have a picture of me in a metal bra dressed as the Queen of the Amazons.
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:16 PM   #92  
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Nobody loves me! Everybody hates me! I'm going down to the garden to eat worms.
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Nobody loves me! Everybody hates me! I'm going down to the garden to eat worms.
Rare or well done ?
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Old 02-08-2011, 04:26 PM   #94  
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The smooth ones are fine rare but the fuzzy ones need to be singed and then well done. Thanks so much for caring!
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. . .
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.
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Up to mighty London came
An Irish lad one day
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I once met a girl from Nantucket...

excuse me for a sec....

"What Babe?"...

Angie says I can't share the only poem I know with you folks....

sorry....
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So everyone was gay!
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Old 02-09-2011, 07:25 AM   #99  
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A guy & his wife were at home watching TV, and he had the remote...............

He was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel...............

She became more and more annoyed and finally said:.............

"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!... You already know how to fish"!!!
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When Brigham Young and his party first got to Utah, Brigham sent out some scouts ahead of the party to report what they found.

After a week the scouts returned and reported that there was a really nice valley a ways ahead with a big ol lake but there was nothing to do there but fish and fornicate.

Brigham thought for a couple of seconds then turned to the scouts and said, "Well hurry on ahead then and salt the lake!!!!"

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Singing songs of Piccadilly
Strand, and Leicester Square
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I was told it went...

"I don't care how you bring 'em...just Bringham Young!"
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Groan! I'm sorry I read this so early in the morning.
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Old 02-10-2011, 06:55 AM   #104  
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Um.....Ya.....Ruthie....You started it.

So, anyhoo.....

Ya know how you can tell it's a Mormon Wedding you are attending???

*Highlight below*
The Bride isn't pregnant but 4 of her sisters, 2 of her mothers and 1 of her grandmothers are!

 
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Another groaner!
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