I forgot what I was supposed to do on those machines...it had been so long!

Tomorrow I'll make ....(Angie just said..."Tomorrow I'll make kale chips"....as she walked past me)

chicken, again!

This summer I'm going to be a size...

...buy all my clothes at trifth stores.


I wish I never.....

had to do the laundry again.

Someday I will be ...

a grandpa!...hope...hope...

I had two tickets to the game but only ......

one was in a nice area.

I can't stand when...

I do #2

If she's all that and a bag of chips then.....

I don't want her , you can have her.

I wore my

gym cloth today to go to work.

I keep telling everyone...

to mind their own business

My car has...

new insurance on it.

If I knew about this new job...

...I wouldnt applied sooner!

I took my pup on a walk and he...

chased a squirrel

I bought banana and

yogurt at the local store.

During his career at the bank...

he stole lots of $$.

They have learned that.....