I wake up and I"m not there anymore.

Now, if only my boss would.......

die, that would be the best day!

Today was starting...

to get to me then I stopped and took a minute to be thankful I am able to work.

I can't believe my son and his wife are finally.....

going on vacation.

After my accident I though I would...

Collect a lot of insurance.

Where is the.........

bam in the bam-shaw-wam-sha-wam.

I can't believe I....

ate the whole thing....

I was stopped in traffic at Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills today and I wondered....

if I would see Kim. Kourtney and Khloe out shopping.

What is the color of your ....

shorts?

After few beers, I...

spend a lot of time in the ladies room.

For breakfst I .....

try to be safe.

The day goes well until...

...the plane comes in and she says she's crashing.

The velvet rips...

and too much skin is exposed.

Bananas are .....

yummy!

I like my..........

steak medium rare

I went to the gym today and