Hee. I'm a clodhopper. And I don't care!
I'm just there to workout. I'm not a fitness model making a workout movie DVD thing.
One of my fav memories is a friend who invited me over to workout. She said she'd found her mom's old Jane Fonda when visiting her over the weekend and wouldn't it be a hoot? (At that time our normal workout date together was water aerobics.) I said sure, and I came over to do that one day.
So we put it on. And it was cheesy clothes and music. And she spent it all yelling at the TV.
"Jane, you witch! Argh! Tell us the cues better! Is your headband on too tight?" or "Crap! Here comes another grapevine! We're going to crash! Listen to me... you are awful. To the window! Now the door! Now the window! Are you LISTENING to me? What's wrong with you, A.? THAT is the window. THAT is the door!"
"Oh no! Here comes jumpy things! Don't scare the cat! Crap! Jane must love these grapevines. Here they come again... Look, *I* will go to the window and the door. YOU better just march in place or do jumping jacks. You must have inner ear problems. I can't see why you can't do a normal grapevine or understand what a door is. You were able to come through it when you came over. Maybe YOU have a headband on too tight. Look out! We are jumpy things again! "
And I was laughing all over the place because the whole thing was soooo 3 Stooges and surreal. My friend yelling at the TV, and Jane all smiley, and... well you had to be there. We were like elephants and it was one of the best workouts I ever had. We worked out but the layer of fun and hee hees was priceless.
Then we went back to water aerobics class. We decided that was still our thing because our attempt at land aerobics together was just so WRONG.
LOL. Thanks for reminding me of that -- I haven't thought about this friend in years!
And keep working out. You will get smoother at it or you won't -- but you are doing the workout. That's the main thing. So good for you!
A.