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Good Laugh!
> > >THESE ARE GREAT!!!
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> > >Real stories of Embarrassing Moments:
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> > > >I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
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> > > >asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
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> > > >I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband
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> > > >didn't say a word...he knew better.
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> > > >Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
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> > > >I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
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> > > >was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.. After browsing
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> > > >for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
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> > > >gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
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> > > >Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
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> > > >with men's balls."
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> > > >Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
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> > > >My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
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> > > >variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
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> > > >behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, " No, I'm
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> > > >just looking at your nuts.." My sister started to laugh
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> > > >hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
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> > > >away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
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> > > >Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
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> > > >While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
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> > > >release some pent-up energy and ran amok! I was finally able to grab
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> > > >hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from
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> > > >other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving, "right
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> > > >now", she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye
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> > > >and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go
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> > > >right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's
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> > > >pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this
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> > > >enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
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> > > >doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the
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> > > >bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door
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> > > >closed behind me were screams of laughter.
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> > > >Amy Richardson, Stafford, Virginia.
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> > > >A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally
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> > > >got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no
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> > > >price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the
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> > > >intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON
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> > > >LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody
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> > > >at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word, "Tampax"
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> > > >for "Thumbtacks." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over
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> > > >the intercom...'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR
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> > > >THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
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> > > >Diane E. Amov.
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> > > >Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
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> > > >three-year-son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
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> > > >on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
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> > > >in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
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> > > >enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
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> > > >my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that
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> > > >Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he
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> > > >needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "oh Lord, that
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> > > >child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.
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> > > >Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No,
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> > > >" he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because
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> > > >the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, "Danny,
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> > > >did you have an accident?"
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> > > >This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread
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> > > >his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
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> > > >While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
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> > > >calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
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> > > >This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a
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> > > >very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely
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> > > >think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but
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> > > >don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who,
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> > > >the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to
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> > > >the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you
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> > > >promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but
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> > > >half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!!
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