CHOCOLATE -- THE PERFECT HEALTH FOOD!

Did you know that chocolate is the perfect health food?
Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean. Cocoa beans are vegetables. So chocolate is a vegetable.

You say it has too much sugar?
Sugar comes from sugar cane or sugar beets.
Cane is a plant and beets are vegetables. So sugar is a vegetable, too!

Milk chocolate is made from duh milk!
Milk is a dairy product. So chocolate is a dairy product.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, and strawberries come from well, you know.
Raisins, cherries and strawberries are fruits. So chocolate is a fruit.

Chocolate is brown.
Meat, when cooked, is brown. So chocolate is meat.

And there you have it!
Chocolate fits in all 4 food groups,
making it the perfect health food!

[Sara's Mommy]

I always knew chocolate was a food group, but I never knew it was four! I think I can manage to get it in to my daily requirements in all those groups!

[leader]

That's a really funny justification. We loved it in my house. Had all four food groups this afternoon! Even managed to squeeze some in for dessert! thanks, Imaleader, for that..

[BigFatBooty]

I always knew that chocolate was all I needed

[Tara]

Ohhh thanks! I love chocolate and this makes it all the better! LOL

Tara

[gsc4]

I think the "experts" are missing a very important food group -

The One that Makes You Smile !

Chocolate is a part of this food group.

This is a very important food group because it contributes to your psychological well-being. And there are scientific studies that prove that people who have a positive outlook are generally healthier.