Zippy Applesniffer
 

OK, before you read any further, I have to tell you that I have a warped sense of humor and find the strangest things funny!!

Now.....proceed.......

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....No wonder we're so unhappy...Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the SECOND letter of your LAST name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the FOURTH letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

My new name is Zippy Applesniffer
What's yours?:lol: :lol:

Tulefel Wafflebuns! Geez! Is my cellulite that bad?

Boobie Rhinobuns!! That's disgusting!! :lol:

Poopsie Bubblesniffer here :) Strange, my brothers used to call me poopsie as a kid...Ahh my true destiny!

Oh dear - I would be Loopy Bubblesquirt. Which sounds like some sort of weird porn name to me...

Squeak, I like how your mind works! Just imagine what he/she would do! Um - maybe not! :lol:

Zippy Bubblehead. :bubbles:

Hmmm:chin:...guess that makes me Loopy Gizzardtush! :lol:

Gidget Chickenchunks...I sound like a food product:lol: :spin:..................GOFISHIN:dancer:

LOOPY PICKLEBUNS at your service!!!!!!

Here is another funny one: Your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is your mother's maiden name. I don't want to put mine on-line, since mother's maiden name is a security code used a lot by credit card companies. Suffice it to say that in this house we sound like 3 mobsters and a dance hall girl!!! (My first name is KITTY KITTY!!!!)

Or...
Your fist name is the name of your favorite pet and your last name is the name of the first street you ever lived on and you get what your name would be if you were a porn star.

Mine is Sasha Dover -kind of sexy huh? ;)

I like yours Mauvais.

I would be Charlie Sterling. :shrug:

Snotty CootieSniffer.... man, that's pornographic!

My other name would be Flipsee Meadowbrook. Which is my secret porno name. Look for me on the box!

Kitty Kitty Kentucky?!? She wasn't necessarily my FAVORITE (all of them are!!), but that sounds better than Binkie Kentucky or Meggie Kentucky.

JESSICA!!!! YOU HAVE THE BEST NAME!!!!!!

Betsy McGowan - sounds like a friend of the Bobbsey Twins!