Zippy Applesniffer
 

OK, before you read any further, I have to tell you that I have a warped sense of humor and find the strangest things funny!!

Now.....proceed.......

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....No wonder we're so unhappy...Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the SECOND letter of your LAST name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the FOURTH letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

My new name is Zippy Applesniffer
What's yours?:lol: :lol:

Tulefel Wafflebuns! Geez! Is my cellulite that bad?

Boobie Rhinobuns!! That's disgusting!! :lol:

Poopsie Bubblesniffer here :) Strange, my brothers used to call me poopsie as a kid...Ahh my true destiny!

Oh dear - I would be Loopy Bubblesquirt. Which sounds like some sort of weird porn name to me...

Squeak, I like how your mind works! Just imagine what he/she would do! Um - maybe not! :lol:

Zippy Bubblehead. :bubbles:

Hmmm:chin:...guess that makes me Loopy Gizzardtush! :lol:

Gidget Chickenchunks...I sound like a food product:lol: :spin:..................GOFISHIN:dancer:

LOOPY PICKLEBUNS at your service!!!!!!

Here is another funny one: Your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is your mother's maiden name. I don't want to put mine on-line, since mother's maiden name is a security code used a lot by credit card companies. Suffice it to say that in this house we sound like 3 mobsters and a dance hall girl!!! (My first name is KITTY KITTY!!!!)

Or...
Your fist name is the name of your favorite pet and your last name is the name of the first street you ever lived on and you get what your name would be if you were a porn star.

Mine is Sasha Dover -kind of sexy huh? ;)

I like yours Mauvais.

I would be Charlie Sterling. :shrug:

Snotty CootieSniffer.... man, that's pornographic!

My other name would be Flipsee Meadowbrook. Which is my secret porno name. Look for me on the box!

Kitty Kitty Kentucky?!? She wasn't necessarily my FAVORITE (all of them are!!), but that sounds better than Binkie Kentucky or Meggie Kentucky.

JESSICA!!!! YOU HAVE THE BEST NAME!!!!!!

Betsy McGowan - sounds like a friend of the Bobbsey Twins!

Squeak Charlie Sterling sounds like an old time PI.

You read the Bobbsey Twins? I've got some if you want to reread them. :D

I'm Prudence Park. :wave:

CoCo Barbara here.

hmmm...that would make me Salem Whitney.

Hey I am FLuffy Gigglehiney!!

I am loving this thread. :)

Ellis - your name sounds like a character for a kids book too.

Sflake - I like yours. It sounds very lounge singer-ish. And being that I am obsessed with Law & Order, I like your observation about mine. :)

Den - Kitty Kitty sounds rather porn-ish too.

ALL of these sound like book names or porn names.

YUP!! And DH is Tifty (fill in Italian name here.) See? a mobster. And I'm his moll!!!!

I don't get it, Den. You know how slow I am... please elucidate.

CUP Name- Loopy Girdlenose (to join all you other loopy's out there)

Porn name- Snowball, I don't think I could use my mom's maiden name in German it means God's wrath.

Miss Chris

Actually for your porn name you use the name of the first street you ever lived on as your last name so I think you are safe Den and Ro! :lol:

I think mine (Sasha Dover) sounds like a character in a historical romance novel :lol:

Snowball Bedford

Definite porn star material. LOL!
Miss Chris

I was Loopy Appletush, but then married and became Loopy Girdlechunks...(though my tush still resembles an apple, a bag of apples actually...big ole mackentosh!)

oh my! Porn name is Knucklehead Fuller, sounds more like WWF.
or a goodfella...think I'll stick with Loopy Girdlechunks.

:wave:My porn name is Chiquita Mommasita Beltline(wonder if that wld b above or below the Beltline:;) :lol: :lol: :lol: ............GOFISHIN:dancer:

Chim Chim Pizzafanny would be my porn name.....doesn't sound very appealing!!!!

or

Oprah AppleBrain

Forget It!!! :( Both names are yuck!!!!! :o

DH's porn name is: TRENCH CALHOUN!!!!!! I keep coming up with the trailers for THAT film.....NO ONE WOMAN COULD SATISFY HIS DESIRES..............

(Friend's hubbies is TAFFY THOMAS!!! THIS guy knows All the tricks!!!)

Oh, dear GOD
 

Loopy Girdlebrain checking in...

And for the porn name...
 

Simone Wall at your service....you big stud. C'mere!!!:s:

Candy Hall -that's a great porn name...

Zsa-Zsa Applesniffer - that's my silly name

This is fun. My Dad's was my favorite - his would be
Dorkey Girdletoes

Loopy Gizzardchunks and Holly Drayton. I think I'd rather be Holly. The former sounds like a menu item at the restaurant from ****!

Loopy Gizzardchunks sounds like a catfood. Canned! :lol:

Gidget Gerbilsprinkles

:lol: :lol: Some of these names are hilarious!!! I can't even begin to pick a favorite!

I can't do a porn name, because I don't remember the first street I ever lived on....and the ones I remember were numbers. Guess I'm just not destined to be a porn star.

My parents silly names...
Mr. Goober Chickentush and Mrs. Zippy Chickentush

DH's silly name is Squeezit Gizzardtush - maybe he's a personal trainer :lol:

His pornstar name is Bingo Wellington :lol:

That means my cat's secret silly name is Buttercup Gizzardtush!

Hmmmmmm....lots of tushes in there!