DH's porn name is: TRENCH CALHOUN!!!!!! I keep coming up with the trailers for THAT film.....NO ONE WOMAN COULD SATISFY HIS DESIRES..............

(Friend's hubbies is TAFFY THOMAS!!! THIS guy knows All the tricks!!!)

Oh, dear GOD
 

Loopy Girdlebrain checking in...

And for the porn name...
 

Simone Wall at your service....you big stud. C'mere!!!:s:

Candy Hall -that's a great porn name...

Zsa-Zsa Applesniffer - that's my silly name

This is fun. My Dad's was my favorite - his would be
Dorkey Girdletoes

Loopy Gizzardchunks and Holly Drayton. I think I'd rather be Holly. The former sounds like a menu item at the restaurant from ****!

Loopy Gizzardchunks sounds like a catfood. Canned! :lol:

Gidget Gerbilsprinkles

:lol: :lol: Some of these names are hilarious!!! I can't even begin to pick a favorite!

I can't do a porn name, because I don't remember the first street I ever lived on....and the ones I remember were numbers. Guess I'm just not destined to be a porn star.

My parents silly names...
Mr. Goober Chickentush and Mrs. Zippy Chickentush

DH's silly name is Squeezit Gizzardtush - maybe he's a personal trainer :lol:

His pornstar name is Bingo Wellington :lol:

That means my cat's secret silly name is Buttercup Gizzardtush!

Hmmmmmm....lots of tushes in there!

Yeah, well eat your heart out J-Lo! :smug: