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Old 11-22-2002, 01:19 PM   #31  
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Yeah, but the sex doesn't last as long. What the ****?!
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Old 11-22-2002, 07:26 PM   #32  
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depends on what kind of sex you're having


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Old 11-22-2002, 10:11 PM   #33  
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Hey dirty girls, who has the "porn" pictures?

Think you are all posting on the wrong site

And Ellis, why are you assuming everyone is drunk today? Were you drinking coffee with Bailey's instead of cream today...hmmm
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Old 11-22-2002, 10:58 PM   #34  
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Oh, so you think it's ME who's drunk! I'll have you know; Mauvais, I've never been drunk in my life!
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Old 11-22-2002, 11:04 PM   #35  
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Ellis-Fine, so you have never been drunk. But have you been eaten?
oog, that came out naughtier than I meant it to!!!
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Old 11-22-2002, 11:16 PM   #36  
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That's VERY rude, Den. Mauvais is going to have you executed.
of course I have
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:27 AM   #38  
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Ellis and Den~ tch, tch! what am I going to do with you two?
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:48 AM   #39  
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What a pair of trollops! I am laughing too hard to ever get old!

As Red Riding Hood said to the Wolf:
"Eat! Eat! Doesn't anybody f*** anymore?"

sorry
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Old 11-25-2002, 10:57 AM   #40  
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Oh, now that is too rude for words. Isn't this supposed to be the "tips" thread?!
Well, on another subject, I just got an email from Soozie saying she has to get to work and would I please say hi to everyone for her!!! Can you believe the nerve of that girl!? What am I?! Her secretary?! (teasing you, Sooze)
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Ellis-could you give Soozie a message for me?...
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Sure. Can I word it myself? @($&$%!
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Old 11-25-2002, 09:38 PM   #43  
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Nice Ellis, real nice, and Santa will be leaving a nice tasty bar of soap in your stocking this year
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Old 11-25-2002, 11:12 PM   #44  
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This IS the tip forum, and as such I am going to give all you delicate little flowers a tip:

F*** BEFORE you eat. If you eat first you may be too full to F***
and if you F*** first you may be blissed out enough that you eat less....

......of course sometimes it IS fun to combine the two.......




NEVERMIND!!!!!!!
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Old 11-26-2002, 07:02 AM   #45  
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Dent,
I like the way you think. You guys crack me up and let me tell you I can use a good laugh this week.
Love you guys
Virginia
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