I went to the library this afternoon. AS I was leaving I ran into a women from chruch and she told me that one of our friends had her baby today. So...I'm thanking the Lord for this blessed event and a healthy baby. I walk out to a white grand am....put my key in the door lock and it won't move, but the doors are unlocked so no big deal. I thought maybe my key is alittle bent. I climb into the car and notice there's a cup in the cup holder. I didn't have a cup...look up I don't have a sunroof. Look out the window and there's a lady looking at me holding her cell phone.
Lady: What the **** are you doing in my car?
ME: I'm so sorry....I thought it was my car.
Lady: giving me a whatever look.
Me: That's my car over there. I'm so sorry.
Lady: laughing her butt off at me I was just about to call the police and report you stealing my car.
Me: Thanks you for not calling the police!
I walk over to my car, unlock my door, get in and drive off as fast as the law would allow.