I know we still have about 5 days left of this month, but I know I have big plans for April WHO IS WITH ME???

So what are yours? (Of course we will have our exercise challenge thread to post our exercise goals in even if you post 'em here.) Name 'em all even if they have nothing to do with weight.
Alright here we go:
~2000 minutes of exercise (hey if I can pull off catching up my 1000 minutes this month in only half a month I should be able to do this)
~100 oz. + water daily
~Do the 5k I have been talking about for months even though I am scared (April 22nd it is)
~Go wedding dress shopping without saying the word "fat" even once
~Start and continue to lift again
~Log food on fitday
~Get into the low 140's
~Keep up with my homework better and hold on till summer
~1200-1500 calories (most days)
~Proper ratios of fat/protein/carbs
~Try and learn how to not be fat anymore (brain still hasn't caught up)
~Body fat under 30%