It seems that my boobs can be used to carry extra things when I don't have hands.. for example.. a glass of water !!! lol.

I am abnormally gassy for a girl....no joke! When my husband and I started dating I was the first one to pass gas...it was so embarrassing. I don't know how to fix my issue hahha

Oh my gosh, me too! I ALWAYS have gas. Probably I should start taking Beano. Hahaha.

On to the topic of regular poops....I've gotten somewhere close to an 18 incher a few times before and it scared the (pardon the pun) crap out of me! I guess that's a good thing though. Hurrah!

LOL ! My fiance actually thought that I didn't fart for the first two years of our relationship. I just got REALLY good at holding it in ! Now it's a free for all. LOL. Funny how time changes things... The first time I farted with him, I had been holding it in all day and didn't get a chance to "let go" before bed... I let a huge stinky one rip in my SLEEP. It woke me up and him too...

hahahahhahah Saphellae that is hilarious! I always wake myself up at night with my "gas" and I pray that he didn't wake up also. I quietly lay there turning red until I go back to sleep.

I always told myself when I was younger that I would never let my husband hear me fart or see me doing anything un-girly. Yeah right...I laugh like a horse, snort like a pig when laughing, clumsy as **** and added to that I pass gas. hahah. Oh my

I'm glad I'm not the only one with gas issues! It's gotten to the point where I'm convinced I either need to change my diet or go on some sort of pill. I'll have days where I have terrible stomach aches because of gas.

So this is a bit off the gassiness topic of late, but does anybody else really like the way they smell after a workout? I feel kind of weird saying this, but I just really like the way my sweat smells. I even delay showering until it becomes absolutely necessary (i.e. I have to go see other people).

OMG.. thanks for the laugh! I actually laughed out loud and people looked over at me (at work) HAHA..


I don't remember who farted first.. me or the DH. It was probably me. I am way gassier. He was raised by just his mom and she told him it was impolite and gross to pass gas. Doesn't stop him now.. Oops.. i'm a bad influence!

LOL ! We haven't gotten to the point of dutch ovens but I really don't think it will come to that !

Oh, my fiance def. farted first !!!!!!!!!

On the gas subject, I am with Lilly. I hid my gas for the longest time from my husband. I used to sneak silent farts at night while he was sleeping all the time. I figured if he woke up complaining about a smell I would just blame it on him.

On the pee subject, I went to an event over the weekend and they had those semi fancy port-a-potties (like airplane bathrooms). After I used the toilet I about fell over when I saw how orangie/yellow my pee was! It dawned on my that it was because there was no water in the bowl until you flush so it was that much more concentrated than what I was used to seeing... but still. I have been drinking water like crazy ever since then. I is very unsettling when you see strange colors coming from your body! LOL

Nienna- I also think my sweat does not stink. I literally need to be running and working out for an entire day straight before I start to actually smell like a stinky sweaty person. but after a regular workout, I don't get stinky/musty at all.

I also don't get stinky. If I work out in the afternoon on a weekend and I'm not going out, I won't shower until bedtime.

Ewww lol !!!!!!!

Haha oh no I'm reliving my shame.

How is this for TMI..

MY DIVA CUP IS STUCK. AND I CAN. NOT. GET. IT. OUT. !!!

I just bought it last night. I've tried sitting. I've tried squatting. I've tried pulling. I've tried squeezing. But my problem is - I think - it ended up really high UP and so I can't reach it very well!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

I'm trying not to freak out but if this ends up in an emergency trip to planned parenthood, I am going to just keel over right here.

oh man, an ex boyfriend and i lost a condom once. it was the most terrifying 10 minutes of my life. he immediately went to google it and i just stayed in the bathroom trying to get it out and being so upset :\