Fat newborn, fat toddler and so on and so on and so... well, you get the picture. Turtle raises her hand, nope, never been thin. Never even been near thin. But despite my many attempts and falters, I've never entirely given up. And you shouldn't give up either. It's not the number of attempts, it's the number of times you keep getting up and trying again. C'mon. You can do this. Look at all these people behind you.