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Old 01-13-2004, 04:33 PM   #1  
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Default a poem for all of us
Inside me,
There's a thin Woman
Crying to get out
But I can usually shut the
***** up with Cookies
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:35 PM   #2  
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Jiff, you are too funny!!!
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:58 PM   #3  
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake...
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Old 01-13-2004, 05:20 PM   #4  
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It's almost a haiku!
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Old 01-13-2004, 05:39 PM   #5  
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OMG I have not heard of a haiku since grade school (see you really don't use everything you learn!)
I can usually shut my skinny ***** with mexican food!
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Ice cream works here too....

Jiff, toooooo funny!
 
Old 01-14-2004, 05:57 AM   #7  
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I love cookies!
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I usually sit on mine while I watch TV and eat popcorn.
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:31 AM   #9  
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Here is a haiku (since you guys asked):

I am not that fat,
I am just really big boned,
Also a large ***.
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matt! omg! that one's even better!
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