After a month of dieting, exercising, and losing NOTHING, this morning I weighed myself, and I have lost two pounds.

I am so excited!
This may have something to do with the fact that yesterday, I got my period (which is ridiculous at 55), so something finally changed. (And I thought I was done with this, perhaps losing wreight has been releasing hormones from my tissues).
In any case, this just goes to show that NOT QUITTING a healthy program eventually works. Today, I go to work out, to keep this going.