There are wayyyyyy too many evil evil foods that one must unfortunately eat in moderation:
1.) Fried chicken from KFC or Popeyes (wait why am I pretending to be particular?... Breaded Fried chicken from anywhere is fine by me).
2.) Black Forest chocolate birthday cake (low in cherries, high in chocolate)
3.) Pints and pints of Purely Decadent Chocolate Brownie Almond Cocoonit milk ice cream
4.) Cape cod kettle chips
5.) Fudge brownies
6.) Sticky toffee pudding
7.) Thin crust ham and mushroom pizza
And as long as we're at it - this is regional, so no one else probably knows this sandwich - from Country Fair (gas and convenience store) - southwest breakfast bagel sandwich. You eat it and have a heart attack. But it tastes soooo good! Toasted bagel, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, pepperjack cheese. A whole day's worth of calories.