I'm quitting my diet because a person couldn't possibly be more satisfying than ice cream, and doing new things in life couldn't possibly make me more proud than watching TV all night every night.
I'm quitting cause I just love the fact that I can pick up my stomache and literally set it on something. That's just too appealing to me and so many others....Im sure.
I'm quitting because I hate the taste of water, I hate exercising and getting all sweaty, I LOVE it when my pants leave marks around my belly cause they're too tight, and because I REALLY didn't want to wear shorts this summer, anyways.
I'm quitting my diet because because I enjoy watching the looks on people's faces when I have to get off the rollercoaster ride because the bar won't go over my big fat belly.