Tales from the Dumb Zone...
I saw a thread around here with a similar topic but I couldn't find it. Anyway, I had a really funny and kind of sad experience with a person a few days ago regarding weight.
We were talking about Australia's recent internet censorship issue after class, just bouncing back some ideas between a few of us computer science students. All four of them were "thin" or "regular" weights except me. No big deal, we normally get along fine and nothing has ever been an issue, except for today.
Regarding the censorship issue, one student wondered out loud why a country would take such drastic measures. Then one of the students who was Australian said that... (get ready for it)...
He said, "I think you can trace the rise of extremism in Australia with the rise of fat people. Australia is now the fattest country in the world. The more fat people you have, the more extremist they are, and the more likely they are to support idiotic laws."
At first I was insulted, but then... Wow, I have literally never personally witnessed someone utter something so stupid. It doesn't even make sense; there's no logic to connect any of that whatsoever.
So yeah, I laughed at him, and said "Dude, I'm right here." The other students were really confused by what he said. I then excused myself by saying, "Well, time for my next class, gotta run. Extremism 101 is so hard to find a seat in, I mean, what with my big butt and all."
So that really diffused the awkward moment for the other students, but yeah.
Dumb people... what can you do? Got any other tales from the dumb zone?
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