The Skip A Day Diet Plan

  • Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him
    on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
    skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The
    next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When Mr. Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly
    20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did
    you follow my instructions?"

    Mr. Lee nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
    to drop dead that 3rd day."

    "From hunger, you mean?"

    "No, from skipping."



    that was our Sunday *snork*
  • Well, my sister and I are snorting!!! This is a riot! Thanks, Ruth.
  • you got me
    I read this one with interest......................thinking it was serious...........until the end!

    Serious group of people???? WHATEVER!!!
  • Me Too!
    Honestly, Ruth. Here I am trying to promote us as high-minded individuals, and you go and post something that sucks me right in thinking it's a new diet plan. I fell for it, but good.
  • I totally agree!

    I was thinking this might work!!!!!!!!!!

    Until the end

    HA HA HA HA!!!!!