Sorry girls, I'm the opposite of bottom-heavy... 35/28/36 (just measured). That makes me a size 4/6 who owns primarily size 2/4 clothes (VANITY SIZING FTW). All my weight lives on my abdomen and thighs; I had a little-but-nice butt until a week ago until I started losing... and immediately lost all the fat on it.
UPDATE: Even though I realize this only really matters to me, I wanted to inform you guys/myself that I did manage to go until 12 without any cupcake. And then I only ate half of it. All the tea actually managed to suppress my craving for sweets... the rest of this cupcake, kind of sad-looking, is going into the trash. Under 1100 for the day!