Emurph- funny! I know kids and treadmills offer a serious risk, but I love how you said it. Made me LOL.
I put my treadmill upstairs, in my loft. I have a sizeable room upstairs where we have a TV, sofa, and the kids toys and computers. Since my foldable, rollable treadmill is still super bulky and impossible to roll, that was the best place to put it. I wanted it in my bedroom where my TV has a DVR attached and so I could run without an audience and watch TV, but it just wasn't meant to be (due to in ability to fold and roll, my room is too small). I don't usually watch TV because I get bored with commercials (no DVR) and it's difficult to hear the TV on full throttle, anyways. Usually I listen to music and often watch my kids play X-Box games add my commentary much to their chagrin.
What's funny is they'll be driving their X-Box car or whatever....and you know how sometimes when watching something like that, it makes you want to lean in one direction or another, as if your lean will guide their car in that direction? I've fallen off the side of the treadmill a time or two because of that!
I sure love my treadmill!