12-20-2008, 10:52 PM
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I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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Sheer Nightgown
Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for
the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to
his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it !'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon . Closed coffin.
12-21-2008, 12:25 AM
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Funny!!!
12-21-2008, 05:33 AM
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Jig, Don't Jog
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Oh holy moly. I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!!!
12-21-2008, 04:00 PM
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I was born this way hey!
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wow..lmao
12-21-2008, 04:11 PM
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Maintaining :)
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LOL - thanks for sharing! Loved it!!!
12-21-2008, 08:11 PM
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I'm a Loser ;)
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silly hubby
12-28-2008, 12:30 PM
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Motivated for 2009
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Lol!
01-08-2009, 11:37 AM
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Too funny.
01-10-2009, 08:18 PM
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good one LOL
01-14-2009, 01:08 PM
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Okay, I have to say that was funny!
01-18-2009, 10:22 PM
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LOL, now that's a good one.
01-23-2009, 08:43 AM
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wishin' for sun!
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01-23-2009, 08:48 AM
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Hilarious, sadly, I can relate.
01-26-2009, 09:09 AM
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hehe that actually amde me laugh out loud!!
01-27-2009, 04:09 PM
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Ahahaha... too funny!
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