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EZMONEY 12-20-2008 10:52 PM

Sheer Nightgown
Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for

his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500

in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for

the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to

his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it !'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon . Closed coffin.

bargoo 12-21-2008 12:25 AM


weegreenlassie 12-21-2008 05:33 AM

Oh holy moly. I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!!! :D

Shopaholic1204 12-21-2008 04:00 PM


CountingDown 12-21-2008 04:11 PM

LOL - thanks for sharing! Loved it!!!

tamaralynn 12-21-2008 08:11 PM

:lol3: silly hubby

2ndChance09 12-28-2008 12:30 PM


tonyaky 01-08-2009 11:37 AM

Too funny.

terry09 01-10-2009 08:18 PM

good one LOL

Scarlet 01-14-2009 01:08 PM

Okay, I have to say that was funny!

TriciaIsMe 01-18-2009 10:22 PM

LOL, now that's a good one. :yes:

ronni62 01-23-2009 08:43 AM


annie175 01-23-2009 08:48 AM

Hilarious, sadly, I can relate.

abbe89 01-26-2009 09:09 AM

hehe that actually amde me laugh out loud!!

lizzyluvscamo 01-27-2009 04:09 PM

Ahahaha... too funny!

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