I wanna stay fat because:
1) I LOVE the sound of the toilet seat C-R-A-C-K-I-N-G!!!
2) I can take up more space on this planet!
3) Rolls of fat are INTERESTING and CREATIVE!
4) I can make a bigger splash into the pool than the skinny people can!
5) I don't have to worry about having so many clothing choices, so I can actually SAVE money!
6) Slim ankles are overrated!
7) Who wants to be able to wear a watch anyway?
8) If there is another Ice Age I will survive REALLY WELL!
9) I enjoy being ignored!
10) I like it when people say, "You have SUCH a pretty face!"