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Old 12-03-2006, 03:02 PM   #1
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Ladies I found the funniest thread over at the Atkins forum. Instead of listing all the reasons why we want to lose weight it lists the reasons why you want to stay fat. In a sarcastic kind of a funny way. I thought we could use a little humor in our daily struggles, I hope you'll join me. We can keep adding to it when something pops in our heads. So I'll get it started.

I wanna stay fat because I love being terrified that I will break somebody's outdoor furniture.

I wanna stay fat because I love having only 3 stores to shop from and then greatly overpaying for my purchases.

I wanna stay fat because I love weighing more then my husband.

I wanna stay fat because I love going to the movies and having to get an end seat so that I have as much room as possible.

I wanna stay fat because it's so much fun not being able to climb a flight of stairs without fear of passing out.

I wanna stay fat because I'm thrilled that my underwear is jumbo sized, I mean who wants to wear itty, bitty underwear anyway? Certainly not Britney Spears.

That's it for now. But I'll be back.
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:03 PM   #2
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Oh what fun......

I want to stay because I love getting on the plan and asking for the seatbelt extender.
I want to stay fat so I don't have to push the recliner back it will just fall like that do to my weight.
I want to stay fat so I don't have to worry about fashion and just pick what fits.
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:12 PM   #3
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I wanna stay fat cause Grandma bras are just so gorgeous.

I wanna stay fat cause I don't really need to be comfortable when I tie my shoelaces.
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:14 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:15 PM   #5
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I loved being fat, because when I put my bra on I had 4 boobs.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:05 PM   #6
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Love this!

Here goes:

I wanna stay fat because:

1) I LOVE the sound of the toilet seat C-R-A-C-K-I-N-G!!!

2) I can take up more space on this planet!

3) Rolls of fat are INTERESTING and CREATIVE!

4) I can make a bigger splash into the pool than the skinny people can!

5) I don't have to worry about having so many clothing choices, so I can actually SAVE money!

6) Slim ankles are overrated!

7) Who wants to be able to wear a watch anyway?

8) If there is another Ice Age I will survive REALLY WELL!

9) I enjoy being ignored!

10) I like it when people say, "You have SUCH a pretty face!"

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Old 12-03-2006, 05:46 PM   #7
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This thread really made me laugh. Great idea Robin.

I want to stay fat becuase:

*I don't like wearing seatbelts on airplans (and am too embarassed to ask for the extender).
*I like having to have the arm up between seats on a plan so that I can fit.
*I like people saying I have a great personality.
*I like people telling me that I'm really smart.
*Stairs are very overrated.
*I can buy a thinner winter coat becuase I have more insulation.
*I can keep the heat lower in my apartment because I have more insulation.
*If I fall it hurts less because I have more padding.

(And on a side not I am really excited to fly in 3 weeks becuase I think the seatbelt will fit and I wont have to have the arm up between me and my sis. I think she will be very suprised!)
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:37 PM   #8
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I wanna stay fat because I love it when little kids ask me if I'm pregnant!!
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:48 PM   #9
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This is a good one - good idea starting one over here.

- I want to be fat because I love taking a chance of injury every time I sit in a lawn chair.

- I want to be fat because I love the feeling of being shoehorned into a seat at Senator's games.

- I want to be fat because I like sweating profusely at the hint of exertion.
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:18 PM   #10
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I wanna stay fat so I can still look like an overstuffed sausage in my high school sweatpants.

I wanna stay fat so my threats of sitting on my nieces and nephews carries more (ack, what a pun) weight.
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:29 PM   #11
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You are all hysterical!!! LMAO
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I want to stay fat because I love panting while shaving my legs.
I want to stay fat because I love having a wider waist than my six foot tall father.
For that matter I want to stay fat because I love having no defined waist at all.
I want to stay fat because stretch marks are the new tan lines.
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Old 12-03-2006, 08:32 PM   #13
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I want to stay fat because there is no bigger high than successfully maneuvering my overweight body through a crowded restaurant or shop. It’s like a living maze puzzle and I love puzzles!!!
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Old 12-03-2006, 09:26 PM   #14
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Oh my gosh these are sooo funny. And yet oh so motivating. Keep em coming, keep em coming.

I wanna stay fat just in case the mall calls me that they need someone to replace their Santa Claus.

I wanna stay fat because I love taking up a seat and a half on public transportation and that oh so wonderful sense of humiliation that comes along with it.

I wanna stay fat so that when George Clooney comes knocking at my door he won't be tempted to seduce me, therefore saving me from an adulturous affair and wrecking my 21 year marriage.
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Old 12-03-2006, 09:43 PM   #15
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I wanna stay fat so that people can describe me easily - using words like "heavy-set," "chubby," "chunky" and "plump" as the FIRST word to describe me.

I wanna stay fat because I love when people underestimate me! Of course I can't dance, swim, or bike - I'm fat!
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