I give you full credit, Howie - I'd only be able to toss those fries if the smell didn't get to me first. I think fries actually smell better than they taste. As it is, I don't even go near Wendy's (even for grilled chicken), because I can't resist that darn "Frosty"
I wish I could have seen the look on your better half's face when those fries went flyin'