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Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray'-ter : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl' : What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette burn'-a-det' : The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize bur'-gler-ize' : What a crook sees with.
Control kon'-trol : A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters kown'-ter-fit'-ers : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse ee-klips' : What a Cockney barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i'-drop-ur : A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee-rhos' : What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank left' bangk' : What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty mis-tee' : How golfers create divots.
Paradox par'-u-doks' : Two physicians.
Parasites par'-ih-sites' : What you see from the top of the EiffelTower.
Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist : A helper on the farm.
Polarize po'-lur-ize' : What penguins see with.
Primate pri'-mate' : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief ree-leef' : What trees do in the spring.
Selfish sel'-fish' : What the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued sub-dood' : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Sudafed sood'-a-fed' : Brought litigation against a government official.
