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07-17-2006, 08:58 PM
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Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 123
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Diet Haiku
Join me in a poetry experience....
Cheeseburger so kind.
It's tasty, warm and happy.
Is my butt that big?
Make one up...It's fun!
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07-17-2006, 09:04 PM
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I'm on the wagon
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Posts: 410
S/C/G: 314/275.5/125
Height: short stuff
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing ever!! I love it!
What makes a haiku again? It's been YEARS since we did that in school.
Let me know and I'll give it a try.
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07-17-2006, 09:08 PM
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#3
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: San Diego
Posts: 6,192
S/C/G: 190/140/135
Height: 5'7"
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5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
Haikus often evoke the seasons!
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07-17-2006, 09:13 PM
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#4
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: San Diego
Posts: 6,192
S/C/G: 190/140/135
Height: 5'7"
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Summertime berries,
so tasty and delicious,
stained my sweater red.
Sunday morning am
summer sun gleaming on scale
deep breath, take a step!
Seattle summer
Look at skirt, short-sleeve options
Wear sweater and boots
Great sale on peppers
10 for 10 bucks - a bargain
I think I'll make soup
Last edited by Glory87; 07-18-2006 at 12:12 PM.
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07-17-2006, 10:28 PM
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#5
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 219
S/C/G: 218/218/168
Height: 5'8"
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glory, love your michelangelo quote. i have that up in my hallway at school....i teach art.
i sat here and tried to come up with a haiku but decided i had better stick art.
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07-18-2006, 03:07 AM
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#6
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Constant Vigilance
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Fremont, CA
Posts: 2,818
S/C/G: 150/132/<130
Height: just under 5'4"
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How fun! Here's a few:
Swimsuits, shorts, and tanks-
Hard to find flattering styles.
No ice cream for me.
Running on treadmill,
Out of breath, gasping for air.
Next, abdominals.
Perfect apricots-
yellow, orange, sweet and juicy.
Twenty calories.
Crisp green lettuce,
Tomatoes and cucumber.
Low-fat vinaigrette.
Must not eat cookies.
Snack on celery instead.
Dieting is hard.
Squats and lunges
Help me tone my butt and thighs.
My legs are tired.
OK, I'll stop now (I could do this all night).
- Barbara
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07-18-2006, 03:10 AM
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#7
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Northern California
Posts: 160
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Let's see, never tried this before, tell me how I did:
Who I am inside
Quite thin and even beautiful
Might see her one day
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07-18-2006, 05:39 AM
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#8
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aka Superwoman!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Finchley, London, UK
Posts: 6,461
S/C/G: SW:226/16st - about 50lbs lost
Height: 5'8"
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Kicking up a fuss
Hitting my inner fat chick
Kickboxing kicks butt!
Don't want to get up
Lace up running shoes and move
Back for a hot shower!
Cake in the kitchen
Trying hard to resist it
Eating strawberries
Cookies speak to me
"Eat us we're tasty!" they say
I cover my ears
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07-18-2006, 10:18 AM
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#9
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Northern California
Posts: 160
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You're right, this is kinda fun. 
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07-18-2006, 11:53 AM
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Starting Fresh
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Beautiful BC, Canada
Posts: 4,834
Height: 5'2"
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haha these awesome
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07-18-2006, 02:09 PM
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#11
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Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 123
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Love them all! Great first one Nina V....Here are another few.
Food is not my friend,
It makes my body perform.
Yet it feels so good.
Carrot cake, oh boy!
Oh wait, I don't have the points!
At least I like fruit.
One sixty five, ugh.
It seems so far way now.
Twenty pounds to go...
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