Free Giveaway!

  • Free, for a short time only, I am giving away 35 extra pounds! I no longer need them. They have been very loyal throughout the years - never once leaving my side... or thighs... or hips... or belly... or...

    I have been able to "wear these pounds well" but now I am interested in trying something new to wear. These are good quality pounds. I gained them through chips and dips and bagels and other food items containing refined carbs, HFCS and MSG. Sitting around drinking beers and other high-caloric alcoholic beverages also helped me in aquiring said pounds. And of course, eating large quantities of desserts at family gathering also helped.

    I am happy to give them away one pound at a time as they seem to be a bit reluctant to leave. If you are not interested in aquiring pounds, I would be happy to trade some fat for muscle.

    Please contact me if interested.
  • lmao!
  • Totally just made my morning XD How funny
  • This is the BEST! You are awesome...LOVE IT!
  • Too funny!
  • omg I just died laughing!
  • Hahaha! Hilarious!

    Thanks, but I'm looking to give away about 42 more pounds myself. If you know anyone who needs them, send the people my way.