Ok - so like, I weighed Monday (always Monday morning, after first potty trip and before breakfast & always naked )

and scale says I've gained EIGHT pounds. Shows 180. Wah, says I.

I weighed for funzies this morning (the same way, post-potty and pre-brekkie and nekkid as a jaybird!) and it said 175.

I'm so happy! I lost 5 pounds in three days! (yeah, right!) I know, I know, water weight, blahblahblah. But it STILL feels good.