Prayers to the Saint and God of Weight Loss
I am one pound away from my first 25 lbs mini goal :) so I decided to juice up my religious expression to help me with my weight loss efforts. Introducing: St. Sizita, Patron Saint of Fewer Inches & WeightTaker, the Great God of Lost Pounds. I've written prayers to them below. I'll let you know if they help!!!!
A Prayer of Supplication to St. Sizita, Patron Saint of Fewer Inches Hail Sizita, Free of Fat Weight loss is with thee Blessed art thou among fat women And blessed is the size of your butt and hips too Holy Sizita, Calorie counter of God Pray for us dieters Now And at the hour of our binge Amen. A Prayer of Supplication to WeighTaker, Great God of Lost Pounds Our WeighTaker, who art embodied Hallowed be thy scale Thy weight loss come It will be done Each day And not just before special events like weddings and reunions Guide us each day Away from loaves of bread And forgive us our gym avoidance As we forgive ourselves cookies and candies And lead us not into temptation But deliver us from donuts For thine is good health, full life and lower BMI For ever and ever Amen. |
Lol, the second one is gold. ;)
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:rofl: Thanks...I so needed that laugh
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I love it, Soulnik! Congrats on your successful weight loss thus far. Just one lb....you can do it! And I LOVE the rewards you've set up for yourself. Way to go!!!
~Star~ |
hahaha I especially love the part
"Not just before special occassions like weddings and reunions". I think we're all just a LIIIITTTLE bit guilty of that. |
lol...thanks for the pick me up. I think we all need those prayers right now.
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Too funny, Soulnik. I was at church this morning, Lord's prayer and all. Maybe next week, I'll quietly use your words instead!
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