amusing story..

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    "I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
    me
    that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
    just
    packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45
    am.
    The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
    to spare.
    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
    when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
    make
    the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
    washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gav! e myself a quick
    wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
    the
    washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
    and raced to my appointment.
    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
    looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
    Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
    surprised
    when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
    haven't we?" I didn't respond.
    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
    rest of the day was normal .. some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
    from the ! bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
    another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that
    was
    here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

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