Helen!

WELL DONE INDEEDY MISS SUPER-SPEEDY
Re: bike I am picking it up on Saturday
Re: pigging out

I did it all weekend too!

I'm so dissapointed with myself. *huff*
What happened was on Friday morning I woke up with a midgy bite on my knee, which was odd since I usually get them in batches of about 5 or 6 or whatever. Then by lunch it was the size of a 50p, then it was about the circumference of a satsuma by bedtime and then it was the size of a saucer the time I woke up on Saturday!

It was really sore and horrid looking and red and hot and throbbing! So I took it to the walk-in clinic and they popped it for me

and gave me antibiotics and a tetanus

So now I have a sore knee, and a sore arm

So I couldn't go to the gym if I wanted to! I wouldn't want to press anything in case I dropped them on my face with my gammy arm, and I can't do any stupid cardio since it hurts to move my knee... And what's more I STILL don't know what did it - could've been something bit me on Thursday night, or a stray wasp stung me without me realising or I have no idea! - Chris did that programme say anything about bed-bug bites?
So anyway, we had lunch out on Saturday, then we went to a friend's house and had chinese and cake. Then on Sunday we had a stupendous lie-in and I baked rye flour scones with cranberries in, then we had a pizza for tea

and I raided the fridge for chocolate, Schloer, grapes and cherries and chocolate covered cookies.
Today I'd like to go face down in chocolate too but I suppose I'd better stop somewhere!
Oh and on the bus back home on Saturday night some dude got his face punched in by a gang of lads. They were all caught on CCTV but the dude with the smashed face just walked home and said forget about it. This was after I'd called an ambulance and the police

I would say it was a provoked attack since after he'd stopped bleeding everywhere he saw some black guys on the bus and said, "There's still two spades up there..." and promptly got back on the bus to go sort em out... My sympathy for him dried up at that point.
It's been quite an eventful weekend!

Oh and we are without hot water

It was off all day yesterday but came back on last night. So I washed my hair this morning but as soon as I'd lathered up with shampoo it went freezing cold again!

So I had to boil the kettle to rinse...
So I hope today's better than the weekend's been.
I want my duvet