FILL A WHAT WITH SALT????? THIS SUGGESTION IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!

So ... I have a job interview tomorrow. The people, I'm told, are really really young. I am tired of this age crap. I am also tired of that carrot.

Other things I'm tired of:
1. Autopsy crime dramas
2. My bad cat
3. Driving long distances
4. Teenage attitudes

Here I is! Actually, DH got all that he asked for with this new job offer and he kidnapped me to a BB in Asheville. He even packed my clothes and I had no idea what we were doing!

Wabby welcome back! Sug is absolutely GOHJIS!!!!! Cowie much luck with the exams..Kiwi.. yum on the cake.. Bagz... U done learnt me some new woids

I'll be back later dahlinks

Hi Wabbit! We missed you!
 

It sounds like a great trip! I'm sure Schatzi was on board, she was just too shy to talk to you. Hahahaha. Viva la Margaritas! :cheers:

Mine is made out of lard, which provides a good bit of cushioning. I actually didn't have much soreness in my butt or hip, but apparently it hit me elsewhere -- my back and my abdomen were strangely sore yesterday. I keep slipping on this ice too. I finally got enough ice-melt stuff on the part in front of the steps that I have somewhere I can walk, but now it snowed on top of everything so it's hard to even tell where the ice patches were. Poor Jet is slipping all over the place and going splat. I hope she doesn't hurt herself, but it is kind of funny. :s:

French Silk pie is creamy chocolate, but not the dark pudding-y type. When it's chilled it is light brown and almost the texture of ice cream, and it melts in your mouth. Needless to say, it has no calories, fat or cholesterol. Oh, except for the stick of butter, the sugar, the 2 eggs.... :shrug: Here's my recipe, Sug. Don't eat it all in one sitting :eek:
Serve it chilled or if it's frozen, let it thaw for a little while. Gets too soft if you let it get to room temp.

Speaking of RAOK, my sweet dd did a good deed for a lady at the gas station the other day. The woman locked herself out of her car and DD offered to drive her home (only a few blocks) to pick up her other vehicle. When she got there, her dh had taken the vehicle somewhere, so DD waited while she retrieved another set of keys and then drove her back to the gas station to get her car. Not a big deal, but nice to do. Good thing we live in a small town, though. Would you do that for someone? Depends on where you live, doesn't it?

The sushi sounds cool. Literally.

Which one is your little ear, Peachie? I want to kill that carrot sometimes too.

Don't forget Peachie's blog, Wab.

Kiwi

Oh hi Schatzi! Glad you didn't just disappear into a void. Nice getaway!

Peachie, you don't have to use a handmade sock for this. Don't you have an odd sock around? I do -- I have been hanging onto this really nice comfortable blue and white knee sock that I loved, knowing that one day I would re-discover its mate and life would begin again. Then last week when DH took apart the washer, he found it under it. So of course I washed it with great anticipation, only to find that it was completely eaten up with holes; it's nearly in shreds. I am very sad. I could send you the good one to stick in your ear. :lol:

Good luck on the interview. You should probably mention the age difference yourself and let them know they need a wise old crone around. Just kidding...

Kiwi

Them: Hi, Peaches. Tell us about yourself.

Me: Wow! You guys are really young. You don't play loud music here do you?

That IS very sad about the sock. Can you turn the other one into one of these?

I don't feel good. I have too much to do too.

Those are pretty cute puppets. I think my sock would really enjoy life as a sock puppet; it looks like a navy and white ski sweater right now; maybe it would like to be a ski bunny.

I don't feel so good either. Mainly because my monster dog yanked the leash out of my hand tonight and took off up the driveway and wouldn't come back. Finally I had to put on my boots and coat (I had been standing in the doorway) and get another leash and a flashlight and go get her (read: she's in a heap of trouble). No problem going up the driveway; she came right to me; I not very nicely hauled her down the driveway; no problem until I got right down near the house when my feet went up in the air and I landed about as hard as a person can land flat on my back. I am so sore. And she is in so much trouble. :mad: I think I'm resorting to the chain choke collar.

Kiwi

Ah, Kiwi-- thanks for putting these folks out of their misery regarding the French silk Pie. Here's the google link for bazillions of variations. Sorry the dog upended you. I haven't heard much from DS lately about his husky.... except that he's only MOSTLY house-trained. Ewwwwwwwww.

Shatz - congrats on DH's new and improved offer, and the enthusiastic DH! what fun!

Cowser-- good luck on interview, sock knitting, teen attitudes etc. etc. There are RAOK circles where you DO sign up... and it's more like "Secret Sister"... not so random... they even have an expected amount for you to spend... (overly bureaucratic... maybe they're all advocates of big government)... andway... my hat and Sudoku book were sent by a fellow blogger just because... I'm not sure why. She'd had an Aunt with Breast Cancer...so there was some sympathy... and she knows my daughter has her same first name and lives in the same town... even though they've never met. And then there were the special someones from here that sent me yarn, too. See.

Would love to have all blog addresses. I rediscovered Sug's recently, but didn't know that Kiwi had one... and I've seen Cowser's DS's... but Peach's?

Bring 'em on...

quiet little news flash:
I'd actually lost a little for this am's weigh in.
It might help keep me on track.

What is Sudoku? It looks like math so I've never picked one of the books up.

Kiwi, I sent Painty your blog address.

I emailed a Wabster's on vacation picture to everybody. I should have resized it before I sent it, but we all know how computer proficient I am. DH and I are both 20 lbs. heavier than a year ago. Can't remember how that happened.

Painty, I thought the whole idea of RAOK was that it is random. My favorite RAOK was when I let a person drive in front of me at the drive up coffee shop and when I got up to the window they had paid for my drink. Nice. Also I was having lunch w/ my mom and the waitress paid for our dessert in honor of her deceased mother's birthday.

Nothing blogworthy going on here, so I just read about everyone else's life.

Way to go Mr. Schatzy! Yea!!!! Now you can enjoy the lady of leisure gig for a bit longer, Schatz.

gots to get caught up on my work. bleeh.

Wab, I can't see the picture. My puter choked on it and wouldn't do ANYTHING til I closed it out. Can either you or Kiwi (is her contract still in effect?) resize it and send again.

Update on me:

Interview:

Building was the most beautiful in the world in the most beautiful place. Honestly, torrents of physical/psychological relaxation waved through me when I entered the gates.

Staff is only 3 people, all young, inexperienced interviewers. Lovely all. They are about to have a yet-unnamed CEO set upon them. Too bad.

So I don't know. Probably won't be offered it and don't know if I want it. I did my best. Then end.

RAOK ... I don't know. I've met a lot of nice people lately but I don't if their nice actions were random or what they do all the time.

It does bring to mind a woman I worked with whose dh was an Air Force pilot. What do they make? ( just googled it and found this:


Pilot

The Remuneration

As a Pilot trainee, your starting salary can range from $1,870 to $3,980, depending on your educational qualifications. Once you earn your wings, your salary will increase, ranging from $3,980 to $7,255 for a start.

What pay period is that?

Anyway, they went to lunch and some guy paid for their lunch because he appreciated the military. Nice gesture wasted, I thought. Not because they shouldn't be appreciated but I'm not for buying lunch for people with a ton more money than me. And I was jealous. I wanted someone to buy my lunch.

Wab, start a blog about what you every day. Show pictures of your garden, your guys, the women who chase them, Elvis, pets, grandbabies, truck, bunco girls ... we'd LOVE IT!!!!

I'd say that's a fair salary for ppl who risk their lives at work. I have a problem w/ what NBA athletes are paid. It's a game, people. We sat next to a young marine on the plane home who had just completed bootcamp. He was going home to visit his family before he got his orders. He looked so young. Now I'll be watching the news and worrying that this nice boys face will show up.

Don't worry, Peach, I'm sure Kiwi will fix the picture. I look better when the picture isn't so huge. I do not have the creamy complexion that Sugar has. I have eyelashes. Check 'em out. They're real, the fingernails are not. DH is handsome. He has a Kirk Douglas dimple on his chin. Geeeez. I need a face lift. Some mexican vendor actually asked me if I was tired when I was in his shop - note to Bagzie - do not ask shoppers if they are tired. It will p*ss them off and they won't spend money. "No I am not tired. My face is old."

Good luck on the job, Peach. It would be nice to work at a place that's beautiful. The place I work isn't beautiful. It's always dusty and I'm the only one around here that cares if the toilet get cleaned. I suppose I could pay someone to come clean it, but that would require me spending money. I can live with the dust. If I was going to pay to have something cleaned it would be my own house.

What a bunch of chatty cathies while I was away!
I have only one live plant in this house..It lives in spite of me.
Kiwi: a most delish recipe that has been cut and pasted into my file for when I feel like baking..which is near never, but I dooo have a most impressive cake recipe file. Do Tell, what type of business is this that you and DH are going to be part of...how very exciting!!!!! And I have lost yer BLOG...send me a link so that I can visit and add inane comments.
Cowie: Sending you good vibes darlin.. DH was hit with Ageism 2x in his job hunt.. prior to his face to face with Cisco, I gave him a Mud facial (under protest) , applied cool cucumbers to his eyes, and tried my damdest to make him look like he had hair.
Wabby: so glad you had a marvy time..Isn't cruising really the only way to vacay?
Painty --I am loving yer cats.. I say make a card line -you are so talented!

Sug..You are just tooo pretty ... and I love yer hair color!!!!!

ROAKS: My favorite was paying the toll for the car behind me on the Jersey Pkway on Fridays. I would tell the toll guy to tell the people to have a great weekend..If I spotted an out a stater behind me I would pay the toll and tell the toll guy to tell them Welcome to JERSEY!!!

Here is a link to the BB we stayed at: http://www.pinecrestbb.com/ Twas loverly... DH packed most my stuff for me ..unfortunately he packed crap that did not fit sooo goood. I sported the muffin pop over look and as much as I would try to STRETCH my tops out, well they just clung to all the fat. Soooo, I spent most of the time in one pair of jeans ..that fit, and I bought a BIG Inn Tshirt. Thankfully he packed my favorite "fit and flare" dress.. I WISH I COULD FIND more of these.. They are perfect fer my Zaftig Fat hips.

Wabs - the picture was BIG but worked for me and you look sooooo purdy and happy! I noticed those eyelashes right away. Other people pay good money for those, you know, and you've got 'em growing right there all natural-like.

ohhhhhhhhhh shatzi!!! my sister stayed at the Biltmore ---she works for an american company {Cendant} and they travel alot---she brought me some earrings from one of their fancypants giftshops!!!!kiwonkers---i fell on the ice TWICE yesterday-----------needless to say the ICE under the new fallen snow is a pain in the ARSE!@!!!!!! i fell on my elbow----owwwwwwwwwwwww-----i am so glad wabby and shatz are back----i did NOT get a pic from miss wabby!!! where is MINE????also---peachbuns-----what kind of job are the younguns offering???? YESSSSSSSSSSS-PAINTY---I NEED YOUR CARDS!!! GET TO IT MISS RUBBERPLANT!!!!

We didn't get to the Biltmore. I soooo wanted to see it..but we were
Bedridden.:devil:

Bagzie, your email rejected me. Kiwi's too. It probably thought that it was an advertisment for Carnival cruise lines, what with the beautiful ppl in the picture. hee. Sugar, I just had to point out the lashes b/c its my consolation prize for having the worst complexion ever. I am truly envious of your flawless skin.

Schatzi! you naughty thing you! That B&B looks fairy tale like. So much nicer than a night at the Motel 6.

Ha, it's amazing what you find yourself putting up with sometimes! I considered Jet housetrained within a few weeks, but I was still cleaning up messes now and then for months. Even now it can happen if we ignore the "warning signs", although she can easily go for 8 or more hours without an accident if she's confined.Would you like me to resize the 2 of you? :lol: My email inbox is 6 megabytes total. So it must have been larger than that. Feel free to send it to my hotmail address, which begins ********* and then the at and the hotmail and the dot and the com. I'll email it to you as well. In fact, anyone who has something gigantic to send me, can use that email address for it as well. I check my regular email several times a day, so I prefer that, but I look in on my hotmail every day or two anyway.Wow, can you say Control Issues? :lol: "Random Acts of Kindness, Delivered to your door in a timely manner!"Monthly -- ranges from 22K to about 48K to 80something, which is not bad, but isn't exactly rock star wages for a top pay scale for a pilot. Must be some good benefits though in the air force when you get to that level.

Do you know that marines have to pay for their transportation when they take their leave? My nephew is still in Iraq, probably until April, then he will come back, to Calif. where he was stationed before he went overseas. Then he will get his leave and has to buy the airline ticket to get here.

The interview sounded interesting, Peachie. What kind of place is it that they actually have it set up in a good working atmosphere? What a concept!Ha, who's baking? The only baking going on there is putting the store-bought pie shell in the oven for however long it said on the package! The rest is raw. RAW EGGS. Yup. And we all lived to tell about it.

Oh you bet I'll repost my url. I like traffic. Here ya go: http://kiwi-kath.diaryland.com Not that I've updated in a few days. I'm still ftp-ing those photo files, which is annoying.

The business is kind of difficult to describe. The guy who owns it wants a partner to share costs and increase sales. To describe it briefly, he lasars things for the tourist/gift market for the most part. It's a far cry from anything DH or I would ever think of starting, but he has built it into a good albeit small business. The guy has endless creative ideas and lots of local and statewide contacts, but he needs someone to keep the business side straight and to provide follow-through on his many ideas. This whole deal is not a go yet anyway, it's still in the talking stage. If it happens, I'll go into more detail.That was very enterprising of you!!! Good job! Now tell me, what can I do to make this deal go through? What DH needs is a great big push!

Isn't this ice/snow thing a horrorshow, Bagz? I hate sending DD out in the car, but she has so much going on I can't be driving her around everywhere. I'm tempted sometimes to let her get rides with the bf, who is terribly generous that way, but he's just a kid too, so how much better is that?

That place is beeyootiful, Schatzi! I love Western NC; it has soooooo many wonderful places to go. Sorry to hear you couldn't get out of bed you little hussy you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So which room did you have?

Gotta go feed the old man. :D

Kiwi

We were in the "Vance" room.. The Blue Chintz /Touille was dizziying :dizzy: and well when we entered it each night after a bottle of wine or a cocktail or two.. we learned to keep our eyes shut. I think I would have liked this other room, but DH deemed it too , in his words, too "Fruity Froo Fru"
Obviously, I will be seeing BrokeBack Mountain alone.

Ah, Fruity Frou Fru, I love it!

Can You Lazer Me Some Tourist Stuff For The Shop!!!do Tell!!!xoxoxo

I cain't do nothin but wait.

i will wait with you---especially for lobsters,puffins,lighthouses and seagulls!!!{and pine trees}

I'm being punished for vacation. Yesterday I was shrouded in cold, damp fog all day, but 1/2 mile away the entire city was sunny all day.

According to my regular morning radio talk show, Portland, Oregon is the healthiest place in the US to have a baby. I'm sure that the cutest babies in the US are born here. You cannot believe how excited I'm getting!!!!!! I'm going to buy the baby shower gift this weekend. It's a stroller that isn't just a stroller ---it's a travel system---carseat and base for the car-- plus I'm sure I'll have to pick up a few more babyclothes because this child must have the cutest wardrobe ever.

Kiwi and Bagz are going to form a tourist/gift marketing empire!

Sugar's blog is sweet today. She knows how to make a man happy.

I am so stressed.

Kiwi Pie, the job was on the bay on some property owned by a very rich woman who left it to be preserved and stuff. On the water. Huge house all windows. Huge plants outside. I'm not getting the job. Had to tell them I have these classes so they'll want somebody who acts like they want to stay there forever.

But ... tomorrow I'm going on vacation. I'm taking DS to see that college and I've rented a suite on the water there. Gulf water I think. Suite with two room and full kitchen which I won't use. While he's romping around the college, I can study and not look out the window. Coulda got a cheaper room inland at a regular motel but this seemed a better idea. They gave a discount because of the college affiliation.

Does a Moderator have the pull to get that carrot moved off the front comment page? It makes migraines I think.

Wab, I heard a song that I think was about your area. The only lines I can remember are:

Three hours of sunshine
All of them gray
Suicide Prevention Team
has all run away.

What ever happened to the song "THE BLUEST SKIES YOU'LL EVER SEE ARE IN SEA-ATTLE!!!! AND THE HILLS THE GREENEST GREEN IN SEA-ATTLE"????---CHEER UP WABBY---THE GARDEN SHOW IS VERY SOON!!!---COWPEACH~~~ HOW LOVELY FOR YOU TO HAVE A SEMI--VACATION!!!! GO FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH AT LEAST!!!XOXO

DH is still talking to people, endlessly. He says he doesn't know enough about how to structure a partnership to decide if the numbers justify doing this. God, I wish he'd just plunk the money down and get started. I am so stressed out -- I gave DD a big lecture yesterday about not doing enough to fundraise for her music trip (her school band and chorus are going to NYC in May and the kids have to each pay about $600), complete with the whole "you know we're living on savings now blah blah blah you have to do your part". Like she doesn't have enough to do :rolleyes:

Jet is so helpful. She dug a hole while outside for 10 minutes by herself this afternoon and I had to give her a bath. What a mess. She now has so much coat that I'm not sure I even got her completely wet. But boy did she get me completely wet!

Wabby, so exciting about doing all that baby shopping!! You're going to have toooooooo much fun! I think you were on vacation when I finally got to see my new little nephew, Saturday before last. My SIL and DD and I went shopping and then went to visit. Ohmy gosh he is so adorable! Probably the cutest baby outside of Portland, OR...

Your college visit stay sounds lovely, Peachie! Good choice. You may look out the window now and then, it'll de-stress you! (As opposed to distress you) Do not defenestrate however.

See youse guys later. Wabby, send me that PHOTO!!

Kiwi

yah wabby ---send her that PHOTO---how the **** else will i ever get to see it----to those who saw my brother's pic with the Coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs---he met him in the elevator at the hotel in Ottawa after the Leafs=Senators game-----of course "we" lost {leaf fans are die hards}---i realize you are not HOCKEY PEOPLE----but i do recall Painty saying she likes hockey------------anyway---blahhhhhhhhhhh---my brother was thrilled------REGARDING KIWONKS RANT AT DD---- i know how you feel---i did some of that ranting to dd when she wanted to go away to University ----the scholarship she could have had for the college in OUR town would have MADE her money -----the scholarship was worth MORE each year than the actual tuition----ANYWay-------what can you do---we are not the bottomless pits they sometimes mistake us for...............tell dh to get to it---the tourism business is REALLY big in new england and the maritimes----maybe he can come up here to the trade show in halifax----they always love having "guests"--------------HOP TO IT!!!!

What carrot???


Have a wonderful time, Peachy!

Bagzz-- We love HOCKEY! We use to have season tixs to the Jersey Devils wayyyyy back when they first came to NJ.

Cowie: Those are positively the most uplifting words in a song. And yes...Doooo take a walk on the beach..it can be so refreshing.

Kiwi: sounds like DH is gettin cold feet... PUSH him to git off his duff and do it! And I think miss Puter Princess should create a website fer it! Yes i will order a Puffin festooned Tshirt...Speaking of which Bagzilla, do you have a web fer your wonderful smelly soap and salts store?

I wish to also have that inane carrot BANISHED ! Everytime I catch a glimpse of it I slit my eyes and visions of a gun come into my head. :s:

Oh, THAT carrot. I'm going to go after it with my vegetable peeler.

Something has sucked every drop of energy I may have even had out of me today. I feel like they gave me a giant sleeping pill and still expect me to function. Hope I make it to bedtime. :(

Peachez, Yea on that getaway for you. You deserve a nice refreshing break. Take Sugar with you - she sounds like she needs a reinvigorating vacay too.

Bagzie, don't know nuthin' bout hockey, but it's always a thrill to meet someone famous. There was a movie filming in town the other day and DH saw Lawrence Fishburn standing on the sidewalk. He said it was so strange because he felt like Lawrence should recognize him. DH, that is.

The skies in Seattle only seem like they're the bluest because you seldom see the sun there, and when you do, it's a shock. Naw, it's not really all that bad. I love Seattle and Portland too.... but Peaches song definitely applies to the winter here so far. Bagzie, I'm not going to the garden show because I need to stick close to home in case the stork arrives w/ a little bundle.

Kiwi, I'm in your DH's camp. It's good that he's cautious about investing in a business. Always much better to have all the details settled going into a deal than after the fact when partners can have complete opposite ideas about where they want a business to head. A good partnership is really, really good and a bad partnership is h*ll on earth. It's hard to be patient, though, I'm sure.

Kiwi, apparently our picture broke the internet because it came back saying that they couldn't find your hotmail address.

Maybe I can try to resize the picture and send it out again, Wabs! Can't wait to hear all about it when that little baby arrives.

KIWI---BE CAREFUL!!! WABBY HAS BEEN SEEN AT YOUR DH'S CAMP!!!! WHAT IS THAT TROLLOP UP TO NOW!!!!-------HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----I AM IN KIWONK'S CAMP---GET ME MY DAMN SOUVENIRS!!!!-------i would like a website,miss shatzi----some people were in the shop from Calgary today and they asked me the same thing----i wonder if i would actually sell much from the website????????? i have a friend who does websites so i may have to actually consider it!!!

Bagz, you are quite the card, girly. Ya know what I meant --- although I did sound pretty serious. I'm not very serious, though - why do I write like I am? The amount of frou frou soap you would sell to us cows would pay for your website. You'd have to mail soap faster than chicken bones. I hope those chicken bones get here before I start my diet to end all diets. Dem bones, dem bones, dem chick-en bones....

I got a new cell phone. I'm as good at figuring it out as I am at emailing pictures. I have 30 days to decide if I like it or trade it in for something else. It doesn't have a camera. Do I need one?

The baby shower is going to be on Feb. 5th. My friend is giving it for DDIL. DD & I volunteered to do the food and cake. Baby shower luncheon. We're making a cobb salad, and what else sounds good?

I'm just full of questions today.

You will all be impressed to know I got the employee w-2's done a whole week before I absolutely had to. It's a new record for me.

I have 28 minutes to kill before I go home. I'd like to kill that carrot instead....ok, I edited this, so now it's only 23 minutes to go. Not that I'm counting...22 minutes.

I'm going to take a picture of the mural DS did in his babys room. It's prettier than the picture of the Wabbits.

Wabby: I do not understand the need fer all the bells and whistles on cell phones.. All I want are Call and BuyBye buttons. I had an ancient one that suited me fine..as I never use it.. DH got a new whoppdeedo one and now I have his old one where I can take pics ( WHY??) and all these fangled doo dads.. It irrrrrrritates me ..like that carrot. I am even considering paying the contract penalty to get off our calling plan.It costs us an arm and a leg and I DONT EVEN USE THE BLOODY THANG! Now then, my Onstar I luv ..

Babbbeeeee showers, how fun fer you... Foood...hmmmm
of course the obligatory veggie tray and dip .. (let's face it 99% of us woman are on a diet or think they are..)
Susage and peppers...
Baked Ziti
Chicken cordon bleu (easy) and Fettucine Alfredo
stringbean almondine or get them precut stirfry veggies ..sautee them and serve.

Bagz: people are shopping more and more by the internet.. put a business card in each bag with yer .com on it and I bet people will go back to buy stuff.



Shhhh be vewwy vewwwy qwiet, I'm huntin cawwits..:s:

I'm going to the next baby shower Schatzi hosts. Her food sounds yummy.

I'm supposed to be doing invoicing. I'm supposed to do paychecks. I'm hanging on the web instead.

What does your onstar thingie do for you? I think something like that's available on my car, but I've never had it activated.

I'm suppose to clean this crack house, but I am on the couch.

On star has a variety of features. One is "handsfree" phone. You tell it the number to call, and the voice comes thru the speakers or people call you and it rings through the stereo. I use this more than the cell phone. .. It also has directions to help you get to where you need to go.. It's okay not great. I buy minutes for the phone like 500 mins for 80 bucks and good fer the year.
I really have a problem remembering to bring my cell with me.. I'm tooo fat to clip it to a waistband. One the waistband is usually under a blobette of fat and is folded over because when i sit,the fat assaults and overpowers the strength of the waistband. 2) I have gone from carrying around a hugical bag lady tote to a small purse that fits only 1)lipstick (afterall, a woman is Nothing without her lips: yes repeating one of Schatzis rules) 2) my huge set of keys to places I have no clue open. 3) GUM, SF certs.. and well that's it.

I am making every attempt to avoid housework, and you guys are not cooperating . I think cowie has an excuse. I hope she is on her way to her loverly room by the sea and will take advantage of the beach.

Wabby, you need to git the payroll done. Most Importante!
Bagz is selling smelly soaps and feeding unattended children expresso thru sippy cups.
Cherry is probably studying..and Lush is making a list...

hmmm..Sugerplum may have visions in her head..its probably midnight there...

Painty is painty with paintshop probably making some witty cat cards...

Kiwi is probably wrestling Jet to stop diggin holes in the carpet..or listening to DD sing...or trappin mice in her flooded kitchen... sigh, I'm ALLL ALONE!!!! WHERES THE LOVE FER THE SCHATZINATOR????


Randon Schatziisms
Written by: Schatzi
Submitted by: Schatzi
For: Apparently only Schatzi

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1)As stated above: A woman is nothing without her lips. Lipstick should be applied at all times.
2) Blue eyeshadow almost always does not look good
3) Never Pay Retail
4) Only men get very excited about motorized lawn appliances
5) Men are the only ones who are proud of skid marked UnnahWear.
6) Thongs were invented by the same man who invented the stilletto.
7) The big toe should never be separated from the others.There should be nothing separating toes or hinee cheeks. (see #6)
8) If you can only take one make up item with you: It should be lipstick. See Item 1. In addition, it can be used as blush and a subtle shader in the crease of the eye.
9) The most complicated thing for a man to fix is replacing toiletpaper.Speaking of which SCOTTS brand toiletpaper is really just a very fine grade of sandpaper.
10) If a Man says Hmmmm while fixing something - Call a repairman. Cursing is acceptable, throwing of tools is also to be expected...but quizzical Hmmms, really is man tawk fer :I HAVE NO EFFIN CLUE.

Where is my post? I posted yesterday, I know I did. I remember putting that carrot next to the snowball elf and pelting it. Did someone report me for carrot abuse? I also recall telling Wabbit to try my hotmail address again, you must have gotten it wrong, because I get mail there every day. It's (not for public consumption) and then the at sign and hotmail.com. I don't know what else I said, that's what the computer is supposed to do: BE MY BRAIN!

I don't think I've been to a female function (what?), a girl party, lately that didn't have one of those spinach/veg dip in a round loaf of bread things. Spring for the water chestnuts, they are a must.

God, I just typed "round load of bread". I can't type accurately anymore for the life of me. And I'm like some human spell-checker: I type actually words, they just aren't the ones I wanted to say.:no: There, I just typed non for no. I've become a ******.Close enough. The dog is growling at DH over where she can chew her rawhide, we are infested with ants -- Ants! In January! I shake my head in despair!, and now I can hear DH playing guitar.

There: I just wrote I can head instead of I can hear. And don't tell me that was a Freudian slip. :devil:

Nice Random Schatziisms. Do you think it is okay for me to get excited about motorized indoor cleaning robots? What are hash marked unnawear -- is that like skid marks? ewwww. Yeah, leave it to a man.

Kiwi