Big Butted Bovines post here
 

Kiwi, your title was so good, I just had to use it.

Hey Just Kim, I like you. Of course, I'm the sweet one. Not a mean bone in my body. I also like the fact that you spelled desert wrong. Any woman who has desserts on the brain is ok in my book.

I'm a year older and still fat. :eek:

I lived in sin w/ DH for one month before the wedding. We'd closed on our house and we didn't want to both have to pay another months rent on our separate quarters. Although it really wasn't too scandalous because we'd already been together for 5 years. I hope I don't end up in h*ll for that one month.

NO QUESTION ABOUT ****---WE ARE ALL HEADING THERE ON A GREASED POLE---actually ,i have met some of the people who say "they" are going to heaven-----i have no problem avoiding them here,so why would i want to run into them in the hereafter------if there is no food in the afterlife=-------WHY ARE WE SO BUSY DEPRIVING OURSELVES HERE??????WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE------IF WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE TO STARVE-----WHY NOT FILL UP NOW!!!! ON CHEESESTEAKS AND DORITOS AND CROISSANTS AND BUNCO BUFFETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WABBY!

Am I too late? I thought you were coming back on Friday because your birthday was on Thursday. Guess I missed a day in there somewhere

Hope you ate lots of:jeno: :burger: :cookie: :hb:

hey miamoooooooooo---i live in atlantic canada---on the coast,in the fog,under a snowbank------------close to Kiwi in the mainewoods[snowbanks]-----------------wABBYY what did you eat for b'day????and DRINK,most importantly---did you stay "OP" --hahahahahahahah

Yes ma'am I stayed on my very own program. Let's see- what was on the birthday menu? I had Raviolli Portobello, salad & breadsticks for lunch, washed down w/ wine & a chocolate birthday cake. Then for dinner, DH & I went down to Mike's greasy hamburger joint for a Swiss & mushroom burger, along w/ banana shakes. We're going out tonight to celebrate both my birthday & DD's too (she's 23 on friday) at Gustaf's. Tonight w/ be cheese fondue & German food. I'm a blimp.

I went and read it Kiwi. It's about having off-topic topic dissapear. I don't think things should dissapear. I like pears.

I subbed today for the first time with first graders. The teachers posted rules included "Clean up after your on mess."

Don't whine Kiwi. Stand proud. YOU are an American!!!

YOU SUBSTITUTE TAUGHT FIRST GRADERS??!! Wow, that must have been fun... I think you're catching on to that "optional spelling" program they have there--soon your ability to spell will entirely "dissapear" :s:

Did too!
 

I did mail ya along with the other cows, Kiwi! Everyone else answered so I thought you were just ignoring me. :D HA HA! Only kidding! Didn't Peachy send you a mail that never got there? I also have this feeling we're missing some mail too. Various people have said they mailed us and we haven't gotten anything and I've sent out some mail with no response. Stupid ISP. Shall I send the mail again. Kiwie? Aha! I just looked and the address (that I had from some old group mail) I sent it to was different than the one in my address book. It was missing the "fj" part. Does this mean I sent it to someone else? Once I sent you one and some other family replied back!:dizzy: :dizzy:

Peaches and first graders! Can't you just picture it? I'm sure you were *wonderful* Peachy. Did they all love you and want to sit on your lap and hear a story?

I sent Stevie's kids an e-card for their birthdays (3 years apart, one April 6, one April 7. How's that for timing?) and Stevie said the 1 yo spent the whole weekend throwing up and missed his own first birthday and the 4 yo thought *all* the presents were for him. I can relate.

Sugar, the way to an old boyfriends heart is through the kids! I'm shocked. ;)

It's friday and I have no weekend plans. I think I'll plan on some margies tonight. Bagzie? will you join me?

Peaches, did all the little first grade boys fall in love with you?

Pick me!
 

margueritaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 

large times of course i had margies last night at the mexican restaurant----------first time in AGES----the steppers have left for Denver and the house needs a good "flywashing" hehahe4hahehehaeh-------did they PAY you for subbing Peachers??? I HOPE so!!! was that "volunteer"---did you have to have a criminal check to work at the school??? we have to up here in skankville------------wabby----your food choices are divine----i have decided that you can't eat when you die,so it's best to get all you can while you can---especially the GOOD stuff

Oh noooooooooo
 

Hello!

Happy birthday (belatedly) to Wabby!

Sugar P, I did not get an email from you! Wah!

I've been faithfully journalling my foods and counting points for almost two weeks. Today, I was 177! pounds. I'm sure I'll be 185 tomorrow morning.

I'm watching Mission: Organization. Those people would FREAK if they saw my house ( even though it's much better now than it used to be.)

I'd better go. I have homework to do.

oops!
 

You're right, Cherry! I'll send it right away. Nothing really important, just whining.

red and itchy
 

I'm posting to whine some more. Now along with the excema on my hands, I have it on my *feet*. One foot to be exact. Yucky thingies that aren't going away. Got a doctor's appointment tomorrow. Usually he knows nothing, but he's all I got. He'll probably refer me to a dermatologist and I'll have to wait 6 weeks for an appt. Oh well. Think I'll go bathe in cortisone. Is your rash gone now, Peachy?

I used to volunteer and I loved it. Once at a museum and once teaching ESL. People let you do all kinds of interesting stuff if they don't have to pay you for it.

Go for the dog show, Kiwi! Dd will probably love the freedom and you'll be able to forget about your bursitis. My dad had that and it was awful. I hate going to the doc, too, but sometimes they do actually know something. I always get my diagonosis from the internet and then tell them what's wrong with me and what they should prescribe to relieve it. They are usually so grateful.

Oh! Did I mention that I had my hair coloured? I look 10 years younger - NOT. Sort of a coppery-brown colour that the hairdresser thrust upon me. I guess it's ok. I always thought I had mouse brown hair but she informs me it's dark blonde. I think I'll do it myself next time. Or just go grey and blend into the wallpaper. Oh, I'm so booooooooring.

Way to go on 177, Cherry! The points must be working. I had guacamole for lunch. 256 points for me. Is vegetable fat as bad for you as animal fat? I mean, I know it makes you fatter, but does it clog your arteries? Or do avocados have bad fat, like coconuts? I'm so confused!

I'm here to clear up the confusion. Sugar, the fat in avocados is the good kind of fat. Except for the fact that it will make you fat if you eat too much of it. Kiwi, go to the dog show. DD will love the lack of parental supervision. Now, who else is confused? I'm sure I've got an answer for you.

I've been continuing on my Birthday eating marathon. A couple of friends took me out for lunch on saturday to celebrate. We had the yummiest somethin' or other Verde burritos and margaritas in huge glasses. Then we went shopping in the artsy fartsy area of town. Fun.

Sugar, if you have dark blond hair, I think you should color it golden blond. Think of all the attention you'd get. I think blonds really do have more fun. Sorry you have the skin thing going on. DS has the same problem any time he uses auto body paint, or thinners or the latex gloves he uses to avoid getting the paint or thinners on him. It can really be miserable.

One of the guys that works for us has asked if we would sponsor his son's baseball team. He wants a donation of $50, which I know isn't that much, but the way in which he asked has really got me bugged. He pretty much demanded it, and said "well it's only 50 bucks." This has really got me bugged. Why, if you own a business do ppl think you're just rolling in dough, when the reality is that you just have a bunch more worries than someone employed by someone else? I'm going to make the donation, but I'm not doing it with a smile. :mad:

Cherry! you're doing so well! I'm thinking seriously of going back to weight watchers. It's the only program I've ever been successful with. Why do I resist it?

I want Lush to post a list.

my shoulder is bad that is why i'm off the computer i refuse to go to the dr what will he say? immobilize it and don't do the things that hurt it is it my imaginayion thay this flares up right before t.o.m. every month?
dd was GREAT in play it was godspell she played a floozie `177 rocks, cherry
happy bday wabby
this joblessness will not last, kiwi, you should take advanyage of him being home for spring break and go away
sugar, i just watched my big fat greek wedding.......they say windex for skin
peaches, my original fee exceeded a days pay i think it was 50 for criminas check and 70 for the rest........i only get a hundred
bagzie. isn't it sad when the play's over?
bye

Lush, you won't know until you go to the Dr. Maybe they will give you anti-inflammatories and you will feel good as new. I'm having serious list withdrawal here. We need to get you back in posting form.

Sugar, I was reading about facial scrubs and masks recently and I came across this whole thing on a homemade aspirin mask that is the biggest thing online apparently -- and it is supposedly good for eczema! I will look for the link and post it later.

Your hair sounds nice. I think you should send us some pictures!

Thanks for all the encouragement, folks. I know you're right; I should go to the dog show and a have a little change of scenery. I kind of hate to wait until we hear whether DH will be starting a job right off -- but the :censored: people who are considering hiring him keep putting off making a decision! It's driving me crazy.

Congrats on DD's excellent performance, Lush! I know it must have been fun.

Here's my list for Wabbit:
Emptied the dishwasher
Tossed towels in the dryer
Took out chicken to thaw
Pulled down the Christmas cards
Got back on the computer

I don't make lists before I do things. If I do, I spend all my time preparing the list and no time doing anything. I can find an amazing array of things to do with a list other than the chores on it. So this kind of list is much better for me. I feel so accomplished...

Later, cowies
Kiwi

lushieeeeeeeeeee===welcome back!!!! you had better get that fixed for golf season!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are all ga ga up here since our Man Mike Weir won the master's tournament on the weekend!!!!!:D :D :D anyone besides me watch it???? right now i am watching the Maple Leafs play the Flyers------------lushers i am still in withdrawel from the musical========what songs did dd sing?????WHAT FUN!!!! i want a picture!!!!!!!!!!

Rushing out to buy Windex and aspirin!
 

Thanks, you guys! You always give the best advice. :D Appt is at 12:15. I am armed and ready.

You asked for it...back by popular demand...for one day only....
a list.
1. shift wash
2. get deposits together.
3. write out checks
4. check bank balances
5. vac laundry room floor

well, that's enough. bye

Sugar P, good luck, dearie! I'll be thinking of you.....

Lushie, thanks for the list. Guess I'd better make out my tax day list too ---- ick!

Hi Bagzie! are your golf courses thawed out yet? How is that greenhouse coming along? any new sprouts?

Do you think Kiwi is off gallavanting w/ the dog ppl?

Hi Peaches & Cherry! how're you skinny gals doing? I'm back to making an effort to lose. I won't even go into what I weigh at this point - can't dwell on that or I'd get depressed, and that won't help. :halffull:

Anyone else getting the pop up ad for the - ahem - ladies personal arrousal lotion??? Geez. :o

I'm not....I'm just getting diet pills. Is that a hint?

Sugar P- I totally spaced... didn't realize it was today! I'm a little late, but I hope you had good luck!

I've worked out every day this month so far. Woo hoo!

Just finished my taxes. Blech. Our withholdings aren't right.

Well... I'd better get to it... whatever I'm planning to do today.

not *that* appointment
 

That's next week on the 24th. Doc has to go on holidays to the Bahamas first to rest up. *This* appt. was just for my stupid foot. I went in and told him that I thought I had the same thing on my foot that I have on my hands and asked him if he would be so kind as to give me some kind of ointment to get rid of it. He obliged. Guess what's in the ointment, besides cortisone, Kiwi? Salicylic acid = aspirin! You're a genius. I looked up the aspirin mask thingie too. Sounds interesting but I'd be afraid to do it.

I'm so boring that I don't get *any* pop-up ads. Oh well.

I close the popup pages so fast they don't have a chance to load. Then there are those page-slime ads that roll right over what you wanted to read--I can't get rid of those fast enough either. I almost never even look at them long enough to see what they were for. The only one that actually stopped me long enough to look at and I actually (heaven forbid!) followed the link -- Schwan's!! When I see that, I salivate, I can't help myself. Ice cream and stuff delivered to your door.

Sugar, I looked for that particular posting that talked about the aspirin mask and eczema, but I didn't find it. I guess if you can use it on your face, it would be safe anywhere, but that's interesting that the cream you got has aspirin in it. Must be just the ticket!

I'm enjoying that Robyn and Fred site, by the way. Fred's a hoot. I love his Food Pile.

I'm boring. Goodbye.
Kiwi

I think everyone is giving you a hard time because they are jealous that you weigh 144. It is a stunning achievement. When the BS people give you a hard time, you should show evidence of your weight and they will leave you alone.

I have to agree w/ Lush. I don't weigh 144 and nobody gives me a hard time.

Wow
 

You've got a lot of problems for someone from New Jersey. As Roseanna Roseannadanna would say.

Depending on how much you would like to mess with Herbie's head (i.e. lie), I think you should tell him that you deleted that before you read it because you thought it was a spammer, or exactly what you suggested: that you can't believe he gave your email address to that hyena. Please use the word hyena, it will give your statement color and heft.

As far as the BS neckerchiefs go, possession is 90% of the law :lol: Wave them out the car window yelling "come and get em". You'll be the talk of the meeting.

DD went to the Math Team competition today, got to skip school and spend the day there with her fellow brilliant people. DH drove her to catch the "team bus" early this A.M. So I slept half the day. yippee.

My shoulder still hurts.

Kiwi

I don't weigh 144 and only my daughter gives me a hard time. She is an equal opportunity hard time giver.

Hey Peaches, I was just wondering, are the Boy Scouts in your area run by the Mormons? Maybe they want the neckerchiefs back because you aren't a Mormon mom. Just a thought. Now please don't come and flame me because I'm not saying anything good or bad one way or the other about anyone's religion. Just that when DS was in cub scouts he and his Dad made the coolest pinewood derby car in the universe and they still did not even get the consolation ribbon and I swear it had something to do with the fact that the rest of his pack all belonged to the same church, and the derby was held at the local Mormon ward. And then again, maybe I'm completely delusional.:idea:

i am shocked at wabby's insensitive remarks concerning the Mormon Derby Race---i am going downt' the Mormon Names dot com and telling on her----love Marsanne---------what do YOU think Kiwidoppleganger-Kaltihing-arse???????