[FONT=century gothic]I'm practicing, can you tell???? This so confusing it's making my brain hurt. So why isn't this in century gothic??

• pay bills
• figure out my cd burner after I figure out this

and why did that drop the first thing on my list?

now to insert an image[IMG]women.jpg[/IMG]

well that didn't work.

xxx huge Century Indigo okay miss fancy pants wabby---i am trying this so THERE----- i must say i have now idea how to do quotes,so you are ahead of me there----kiwonkers----how do you figure all this out???? you are so smart ----what are you having for food???? they have this artichoke dip at the Steak House that is SOOOOOOOOO divine----i would like to go there and have some BUT the snow will NOT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

large Times purple DOES THIS WORK OR NOT??????????

WELL I GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO ATTACH IMAGES AND DO WITHOUT COLOUR UNLESS KIWI TEACHES ME!!!! I AM GOING TO DRINK NOW,WE HAVE MARGIE MIX AT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wabby, that book sounds really good. I am reading Frankenstein, Modern Poetry, and Literature Anthology. I'm not remembering a word of it and I have to say something interesting this week.

Lushie, I like your lists. They're much better than my lists, which look like:

• Get up at 3am and try to drive to work without crashing
• do work
• walk with dh
• Come home
• vacuum
• exercise
• get ds7
• attempt to study
• pass out on couch while trying to study
• fight with ds14 when he decides not to tell us something important until about an hour after his bedtime, which is about four hours after my bedtime.

See how much cleaning? I'm a hypocrite.

On-topic- I've had days where I've kept my calories to about 1200, but my average is closer to 1500. According to Fitday, and accepted nutritionist wisdom, I should be losing 2 pounds a week. Yeah, right. But my heavy weight tapes are fun.

Sugar P, I hope you feel better. Also anyone else who is sick. I must run-- too much reading, not enough time.

That fasting guy is just a little too excited about enemas. Having had one (NOT by choice), that is an experience I NEVER want to repeat.

It all depends on which vB Code style you are using. When you are writing a reply, the vB Code is on the left above the smilies. In Normal Mode, you have to write everything you would want in a particular font in the box that comes up. When you enter that, the font change ends with it. In Enhanced Mode, you choose all the font/color etc changes you want, write whatever you want, then hit the Close All Tags button when you want the fonts etc to end.

Good Luck

Kiwi

Wow, Thanks Kiwi For that tip! I didn't know about that!

oooo pretty. That's your backyard, right, Peaches?

Thank you, [size=large]Cherry[/size]! I live to serve...

Here's one of my favorite quotations:

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DD is helping Peaches' DS do something on the internet.

Kiwi

this is my first attempt so i will keep this fairly brief but that is not often my style---------------

It's beeyootiful, Baggster.

Wish me luck, I'm having a gang of wild teenagers in my house tonight.

Kiwi

Hi you big bunch of old hags. I'm feeling better. Guess what that means????? Yes, yes. And I have a specially boring one today because all of you kicked me while I was down and mocked my lists. All but Cherry. The nice girl.
First, I must talk to Wabby about Curves...isn't it wonderful? I think everyone should run right out and join. It is almost painless. It fits my attention span perfectly. I don't have to do anything for more than 30 seconds straight. Plus, I've met a ton of new people and now have workout friends. They are much more loyal and tolerant than my internet friends and I would dump the bunch of you(except Cherry) for them in a minute if I had a way to transmit my cleaning list to them.
Bagz, did you see Peaches' offensive anti-Catholic joke? She didn't have the nerve to post it here because with all that lovely curly hair, you KNOW the 3fcs are probably Catholic. Protestants just don't have the lovely hair we Catholics have. I think that is why anti-Catholic bias is so socially acceptable. They are jealous.
Should I cook dinner? I think I will. My family deserves dinner, I guess.
Here is my list:
1. get book on tape ( A Widow For One Year is so good) done
2. shift wash done
3. Put dinner in the oven done
4. unload dw done
5. load dw done
6. clear counter
7. clear table
8. Clear dr table
9. take trash out
10. check back here.
Yes, it is a dull list. But, why would I care?
gotta go. bye

I thought it was a dumb blonde joke. I was going to be offended, but I guess I'll let you be offended. Good luck with that boring list. I have to go make some dinner and then withstand the onslaught of the teen girls. I already had to nix their watching an R-rated movie, that one of the girls was going to bring. I hate being put in that situation. You'd think their parents would have better sense. Maybe I should tell their parents if they want to bring R-rated movies, we're going to serve them all mixed drinks.

As oldest haggiest baggiest-eyed hag here, I am USING MY VETO POWERand demanding that SHIFT WASHbe banned from lists on this forum.

Here's what I did today:[list=1][*]Sat between a slightly masculine woman and two people who didn't speak English and who ate all day[*]Had a quesadilla for lunch[*]Called Herbie when it was over as his bubba is in town and I thought I might see him[*]Saw him[*]Drove to get ds[*]Why are you reading this?[*]Came home[*]That's all[/list=1]

Kiwi, do you think that when the dd goes to other houses they show her those movies? The Duke forms this include one to allow your kid to see R rated movies. They explain that they would be shown for a good reason like a film critic class or philosophy. Also, this year, 10th graders may leave the campus without a Duke escort. For one hour after dinner. Or is before dinner? Anyway, they won't get far.

I am going to the dermotologist on Tuesday. Herbie will pay for it . That's kind of him and I asked him to do it anyway. But the

• real reason
• he's paying for it
• is that he has spider bites
• or something
• and he thinks it's something
• he caught
• from me
• because of my rash

Herbie isn't blond.