OH MY BE JEEZELLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! LUSHBAG YOU HAD ME THERE!!!!!!!!!! WOW ARE YOU EVER GOOD AT THAT!!!! MAYBE PLAYGIRL FORUM IS THE PLACE FOR YOU TO SELL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WISH IT WERE TRUE -----FOR PEACHERS THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAH---I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT POOR WABBY WILL LOOOOOOOOVEE YOUR STORY!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE YOU ARE BETTER SUGARBONES AND YAY!!!!!!!!!!!KIWI ON THE EXCERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA GO CLEAN THE DUMP THAT IS DD16'S LAIR----I THINK RATS MIGHT BE THINKING OF MOVING IN!!!!!!!!!!!

You almost fooled me too!! You sly devil Made me forget all about the headache (which is almost gone - just lurking in the back of my brain now). A cowboy accountant! How romantic-*sigh* That would be perfect for Peachy. But even better would be a interior decorator cowboy accountant. He could fix up her cute house and do her taxes at the same time.

DS6 had a stomach ache this morning so I let him stay home from school. He's the kind of kid who gets stomach aches over *everything* so I never know if it's physical or all in his head. Keep hearing about kids barfing in the middle of gym class, though, so I thought I'd do his teacher a favour. He's all better now, of course.

Kiwi - we need pictures!!!

Yeah right, pictures. Hah, good one. Just picture this: black exercise suit filled with a potato. That's about it. Maybe you'll get a glimpse of the after photo, if there is one...

Nice fantasy, Lush. Keep up the good work.

Kiwi

Thank you for all the well wishes, cowsies. I'm doing fine, I just feel the same way poor Kiwi does after all that exercise, without the abs to show for it. My family is all waiting on me, but I can hear rumblings throughout the house of them arguing with each other about it. Thankfully they would never complain to me about it.

The day I got home from the hospital my insurance company called to tell me they would be happy to pay all expenses on the boobie bob, but to tell you the truth, I'm not in the market for more surgery this month. Maybe I'll change my mind in a month or two.

I would make witty comments about whats going on with youz guys, but I still feel too cr*ppy for that yet. I did enjoy your spinach pie story, Lush. I was thinking it was just an innocent flirtation anyway, we could all use an accountant in leather chasing us around with a spinach pie.

Innocent????? I'm insulted. I think I deserve to be held in higher esteem. NOT even a notice that NO ONE ELSE listened to Sugar and attempted to entertain you. Just me, loyal old Luscious. Now I'm too depressed to tell you all how PERFECT I have become in just four short days.
But, I'll do it anyway. I woke up at 5AM this morning. That is the direct result of no sugar/ no coffee. At first, I hesitated to get up because I didn't want to create an expectation within the mind of my darling husband. But I got up anyway, shifted the wash, took my shower and was all ready long before it was time to shuffle anyone out the door.
My dog had the big snip, snip yesterday. She is doing fine. She is so adorable, it is a shame not to breed her, but I have trouble taking care of my kids let alone a litter of puppies. Plus, I've never been entirely clear about what it means for a dog to "be in heat" is it messy? Are sponges required?
I'm so glad Sissy's house is cuter than previously thought. I like old houses better than new, unless they are the super-duper kind of custom new. I guess I mean that I like old houses I can afford better than new houses I can afford.
I'm going to go make something of the rest of my PERFECT 2009 day. Who could blame me if it included a nap? Kiwi is probably don't crunches as I write. OH well,
L

Hello ladies,

Wabby, glad to hear you are doing well after your surgery.. let them grumble, as long as they are waiting on you... just enjoy it....you take care of them all the time, now it's your turn.
My friend's 16 yr. old daughter just had a boob bob done on the 18th of Dec. they took out over 2 pounds of extra fat etc. on her. She was doing fine in a couple days.. it was outpatient surgery, she spent the night after surgery in the hospital, and a week later she went to a sleep-in at her church, and was lifting my grandson who weighs 30 pounds...against my suggestion, but she said it didn't even bother her.. so that don't sound like it's to bad of a surgery. Just thought I'd tell you that. I am sure you are not in a hurry to go back to the hospital.

My son is doing lots better, getting around more. Not bedridden anymore, yahhhhoooooo!!!!!!!!! although running up and down the stairs 50 times a day kept me from gaining any weight over the holidays, even with eating whatever and everything around.However, the bills are coming in.. they are making me..sick...

Lush, your story to entertain WAbby was a good one.. you had me believing it... but spinach pie, is there really such a thing.?

Dh decided he wants to lose weight now too... he will lose it fast and then wonder why I don't... but he will gain back again too.. and I don't plan to once it's gone this time, it better stay away.

WEll, I am behind on my work... just to tired today, didn't sleep to well last night and had to do to much running today.... plus we are getting rain/snow... and I don't like it....

Take care ladies...

Dahlia

has anyone noticed how odd it is on the front page. it has a time of posting hours ahead of what it actually is....

OK, I can't stand it anymore. I've got to do something around this house today and maybe stop by the office to check up on things. My innards still hurt and I'm still tired out but I'm also going crazy.

Lush, I wasn't saying I didn't think you weren't capable of an un innocent flirtation. I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt.

I have a friend of a friend who is getting married for the first time. She is 29 yrs old, absolutely adorable, but very overweight. She is very religious, has always said she will be a virgin on her wedding night, has also insisted that whoever she marries will have never been married before, and have no previous marriage children. We all figured that she would never find the man of her dreams. Well, she started dating this guy 3 mos. ago, he's cute as can be, is absolutely crazy for her, he's 30, an accountant w/ Boeing, his father is a minister and he's been saving the wild thing for marriage too. He's the perfect man for her!!! This story is just to illustrate that Peaches man o' her dreams is out there. You just need to recognize him when you see him. Have you made your new list out for Lush?

Dahlia, thanks for the words of encouragement. When I was 16 I would probably be up and about right after surgery too, but alas, I'm not 16. Also when I was 16 I didn't have a whole house full of whiney ppl expecting me to take care of them, which always happens now. They all tell me not to do anything, but since they don't do anything either it makes it hard. No one has washed any clothes since last sunday. Do you know what that means around here? Every hamper is heaping, and you can't walk into the laundry room. And it will all be waiting for me to do when I'm better.

Lushy, it was wise to spay your dog. Because yes, it does involve mess and when you do successfully breed them, they have messy little puppies to deal with. We had a weiner dog years ago that was constantly preggers. We were too young and stupid to do anything about it. (Honest. I was only 21.) She even had puppies the night I gave birth to DS. We did everything together.

Lord, puppies and babies on the same night! That's even worse than the Mt. Laundry you have piled up for you!

Well, the **** hit the fan yesterday here in Depression Central. The mill announced its bankruptcy proceedings. DH applied for unemployment today. It is still likely that the mill will start up in the next few weeks, but he has no way of knowing whether he will be called back to work then or ever (he's an engineer, and not union, so it's up the company whether they need him). Meanwhile, they have not sent out the latest paychecks, so it's also possible that he won't get paid for the vacation weeks he has been using up . He cheerily told me this morning that he could get 26 weeks unemployment and 78 or something more weeks of benefits while "retraining". He'd better find himself a hobby that takes him out of the house or I'm going to end up in the loony bin.

I may have a new (used) SUV by this afternoon. Great timing, eh? Well, after the insurance sends us a check, it will hopefully only cost us maybe 3000 more. Still, really bad timing.

And the power was out for an hour this afternoon. I get really depressed when that happens. After all, I can't check in with you guys!! But, thankfully it's back. I'm online instead of doing my exercise video (bad me). I did weights yesterday, and I'm plenty sore, plus Old Faithful Cramps and Migraine is here. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Whine, whine whine eh?

I suppose I ought to go pick up my kid. She's at (as she pronounces it) Chahmmmmmmbuh Choiahhh. When the kids auditioned for it, they asked the director if they could be snobby in this choir. She of course said yes (she's young )

Later
Kiwi