LOL! I was kidding - but you know, I might start carrying my CarbWell Light dressing with me too after reading the ingredients on many of the other dressings. You can never be sure if something is really what they tell you. (Like the cheesecake mentioned in another thread!)
You know I saw a lady bring her own lo-carb chips to a Mexican restaurant. The waiter looked at them strangely and she says, "Oh those are ours!" It's becoming more common.
Sorry if I offended you

I figured whoever did do it could laugh at them selves