Barb, you're smart to get the back-to-school stuff early.
Cottage, welcome back! Sounds like you're having a great summer!! And you're maintaining... good for you, girl!!
I'm actually really enjoying this weather now that I've adjusted to it.

My DH calls me his Fall girl. Autumn is really my favourite time of year... windy and cool.
mkuhn72701, congratulations on the 3 pounds!
Apryl, you're doing great.

I did move your bio to the bio thread in the FAQ... I hope that's okay with you.
Karen, when you've finished cleaning your house and doing the laundry, please head over this way.
I am so with you re: the payday thing. Sometimes, even the kids say, "How many more days until payday?"

Housebound is RIGHT!!
Jess, have a wonderful vacation, sweetie!!
Jenn, take good care of that cold, hon.

Remember... once your appetite comes back, DON'T go hogwild!!

And don't work out too hard.
Mamacita, your Aunt is a retired vampire!?

Please... tell us more!!
How was dinner with your DD?
Weezle, do you by any chance drink coffee while you're sitting in that chair?
RNMom, try to stay OP while your kids are home, huh?
Ruth, we missed you at breakfast yesterday. Gotcha a little souveneir (souvineir? souveneer? souvineer?) which I'll pop in the mail. No, you can't eat it.
I wish I were rich... I'd go to a fat farm for a month. If I were REALLY rich, I'd take all of you with me. Why hasn't anyone here won the lottery? Maybe if we all start buying tickets, we can do it. (someone will have to buy mine for me, because I'm too proud to buy the things.)
Every morning I get up all raring to go diet-wise, and by mid-afternoon it's over. The eating doesn't stop.
There was some dope-head at the gym yesterday. He was pushing some guys around in the "big-boy-gym", being really aggressive, and making racist comments. The staff persons who came up to deal with the situation were being far too whimpy, so I told them I was going down to the desk to ask that he be removed. Which finally prompted them to call the cops.
When the (white) druggie discovered that it was me trying to have him removed, he said, "I'm a Canadian! Those guys (referring to some of the other young men in the gym) weren't even BORN here!" Boy, did I jump on him for that! I said, "How do YOU know they weren't born here! Because they're not sickly white like you and I?! I'll have you know that
I wasn't born here!!" Little racist prick. Who raised this kid!?