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Old 01-11-2011, 01:51 PM   #1  
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SCIENTIFIC KNEE-SLAPPERS

A recent scientific experiment discovered that frogs can be levitated using magnetic coils. Magnets have two poles: the north pole and the south pole.

This experiment succeeded by adding a third: the tadpole.


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Old 01-11-2011, 02:18 PM   #2  
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wokka wokka. Thanks for the smile Ruth!
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These sound like what I hear from the back seat on the way home from school.
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We need a laugh over here. I might have to use them on the kids around the place. Thanks Ruth
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