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Old 08-08-2009, 07:03 AM   #1  
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EVEN KINGS CAN HAVE FINANCIAL TROUBLES

Assyria had been at war with the Hittites for years. And king Ozymandias was low on cash. But he had one valuable possession left. It was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond of the ancient world.

He decided to take it to the pawnbroker for a loan.

The pawnbroker offered Ozymandias 100,000 dinars. Ozymandias was deeply offended, "I paid a million dinars for it. Don't you know that I'm the king?"

The pawnbroker replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, it makes no difference who you are."
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Old 08-08-2009, 07:25 AM   #2  
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Cute!
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Too funny! Thanks for the morning smile.
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Gotta send that one to my Mom!!
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That's a cute one!
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LOL! All that build-up for a silly pun.
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Ooooooooh Ruth. too much
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Old 08-09-2009, 05:45 AM   #9  
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It must really be a stinker if they can smell it in Oz!
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