Guts or balls--medical facts all males should be aware of. We have all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference? The definition for each follows.
GUTS: Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
This should clear up any confusion on the subject. In reality, there is no difference. Either one will ultimately result in death...
Note from Gina: I'm noticing a lot of my recent jokes posted have ended in death to someone...Just for the record..DH is alive and kicking...
Plus, I don't write this stuff, I just have a healthy joke email network.
Guts or balls
