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Old 10-05-2006, 04:50 PM   #1  
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Default Blonde goes to the doctor.....

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
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Old 10-05-2006, 04:59 PM   #2  
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Good one! It might work too!
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:25 PM   #3  
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Skipping is probably a great cardio workout--of course if you do anything for 24 hours straight it's probably a good workout, LOL!

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Old 10-06-2006, 09:10 AM   #4  
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lol, that's funny......that would tire me out too!
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:11 PM   #5  
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check out iskip dot com.....Skippers of the world unite! Danged good cardio - ya just have to have a heathy inner child.
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