Sooo I guess the first step is this place...
You all seem a great bunch of people, so I think I will lean on you and feel totally guilty if I sit here stuffing my face.. hence it may help me actually start doing something about my lifestyle!
Little about me..
I am 32 (I think..), from the UK, but live in Houston, Texas. Married, 2 kids (11yr Girl and 7yr boy), 9 dogs (no, my house doesn't smell THAT bad, most are in kennels), 6 outdoor cats, 4 indoor cats, (I am not a cat woman I swear), and 1 horse.
Thanks to hubby I don't have to 'offically' work, so can spend my days eating and smoking myself into poor health if I chose (which I do most days!)
My, [our] passion (aside from food!) is training dogs. We train police/security/personal protection/sport dogs, I also have the added passion of spending money we don't have. (is there a forum for that too????

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Ok, to the important stuff...
I was (keyword here: WAS) always one of those 'naturally' thin people. Dropped the weight effortlessly after the kids, could always eat whatever I wanted, never gained a pound.. not quite sure what happened...hmm. Anyways I always hovered around the 120-125lb mark, which I noticed very slowly started in increase over the past couple of years. I am now somewhere around 155-160lb (??). I say "somewhere around' as I am too 'fraidy cat to actually stand on the scales. I was 153lb last time I stood on them, and have *cough* grown out of some jeans since then. We have been eating real "hearty" dinners the past few years... in addition to eating out a LOT. Plus I got a little addiction thing going on with Sonic DB cheeseburgers. I took to (and still do a couple of times a week) finding excuses to drive a 30 miles round trip to buy a big, greasy burger. Ew. I do very little exercise (despite a gym membership in its 4th year) I walk back and forth to my truck..

and train the dogs several times a week, that is about it. Oh and I walk into the kitchen MANY times a day, that is walking right?
Annnnnyways, in addition to the weight thing I have going on, I am a pretty heavy smoker. Leaving me waking up every AM at 5.30 to deal with kids and dogs feeling like crud! I have zero motivation to haul my fat *** anywhere, so just sit here letting the fat cells breed like it is their job! My intentions are good... every Monday is 'the' day... till lunch time

*sigh*
I have no idea what diet I want to do. Or if I even want to 'do' a specific diet or just cut down on volume and try and eat healthier... the plans always feel and look very complicated. I think I just need to get out of the habit of stuffing my face, that is half the problem. So, as of right now I am eating as usual (and smoking as usual).
I neeeeeeed to weigh myself and neeeeed to get on a plan, set a day. Tomorrow? day after? Monday? Jan 1st? Argghhhhhh!!!!!!
So there ya go, my life in a few paragraphs. I look forward to "meeting" you all!!!