Hello Devonbabe, I have seen you on discovery and cambridge dieters...You have done really well!!! I am on CD and have lost 3 stone 2 since 1 September...I love it!!! Its been the best thing I have ever done!! As for the carrot's resemblance to your dh I am concerned about the green stem, he may need to pop into the chemist about that...LOL
Strangely I stay out of the bathroom as such critical times - the sight of big hairy ar***s and dangling accessories is definately not for the faint hearted so Mr M doesnt get a chance to wiggle his winkle or indeed anything at me ! though our two boxers are fascinated.
My only comment on this being - be thankful he has enough to winkle to wiggle!!