Oh my, that is a sticky situation. Do you think he even looked down before sitting? You'd think you would have been able to see something on the seat if there was enough glue to make the seat stick to him. Oh my-- that got me a giggling
You know, I'm a workers' compensation legal assistant, and I personally would love to see something like that come across my desk! hehehehe we get some interesting ones, but none like that! (of course, he wasn't an employee, but still.....)