Good Morning ,
My name is Candy Kane and I am here to tempt you with all my friends............see picture above.
Halloween is around the corner and the stores are filled to the rafters with all my buddies.... Snickers, Milky Way, Hershey to name a few.
They are a sweet treat filled with gooey insides and waiting for you to bring them home.
Oh, THANK YOU. They love your home as I have been told.
Snickers doesn't like the cold so PLEASE don't put him in the refridgerator.
I heard that one of you ripped into Hershey's bag and he and his friends flew about EVERYWHERE! At least you picked them all up and them held them lovingly.
Milky W says that some of you hid them where they would be safe from others...how kind of you.
The Twix Brothers were a tad upset that you put them in with the cookies! They may look like a cookie, but they want to be with The Whoppers and their neighbors Fudge and M&M.
We really like the Ghost Bowl that you bought to put all of us in. We do make a lovely decoration for your table. And some of you have decorations around us. We feel so honored.
Please feel free to share, but really, didn't you buy them all for yourself!
Manga as my Praline friend likes to say and Bon Appetite from Truffles.
I have to leave as I am told that Marcie has a mixed bag of chocolate and is having a "time" with her new friends.
Enjoy your new friends.
Candy Kane
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I got a spooky basket filled with 3 dozen minature candy bars from a cat named Ruth. She came to mom's Hallowen Party.
Oops, PLEASE excuse me. Someone is at my door.
Marcie, your friends all told me about a certain PARTY and I heard that some of MY friends showed up!
Who ARE you.
I am sorry, I was SO upset I forgot.
I am Candy, Candy Kane.
And what do you want?
I heard that you are enjoying visiting with some of my friends.
And who may they be?
Hershey, Baby Ruth, Snickers, Butterfinger and some of their friends and neighbors.
THEM!
Yes, aren't they a bunch of sweets?
Yes, they are. I have them ALL in a sack by my bed.
I even took Rolo out and ate him, well chewed him.
Ohh wasn't he good?
Well, I said I chewed HIM, then spit him in the trash can.
WHAT, NO NO NO! Say you didn't.
YES, I DID and I went to bed thinking about the joy of eating all of your friends and saying the heck with my decision to eat healthy and that it is HALLOWEEN and it only comes once a year.
Oh GOOD, I thought that you were going to do something DRASTIC!
MS. Kane, I AM!
I have made the decision to give the candy to my mom...she eats 2 a day. And they will last her till Halloween and then some.
And Ms Kane, I am going to ask YOU to leave and NEVER come back.
I once adored you, but now you are only a temptation. A trmptation that I can't control.
So, GOOD-BYE and Good Luck.
And PLEASE
STAY AWAY FROM MY BEACH BEAUTIES TOO!
Mom, look what I have for you.
Marcie
A true story