I am insanely jealous, as I would love to be able to sew. I usually struggle to find a piece of clothing that fits me well, regardless of size, so I would love to be able to mend/alter.
My mom tried to reach me when I was 14, but my OCD prevented me as I would spend so much time ripping out my uneven stitches she gave up on teaching me.
Welcome!
I'm also insanely jealous that you can dance, as I do believe I am in possession of 2 left feets.